Golf Things That Gladden The Heart

Just got back from Me hols and a package was sat in the porch with my name on it. Missis T is asking “ what have you ordered now “ 😳
Er nowt. Just opened it and it’s some goodies from Stromberg. Obviously they checked out my gear on the golf fitting day and felt sorry for me. I now have another pair of the shoes. Three polo shirts and a mid layer. Sweet lord I look trendy. Missis T has asked if I can wear the mid layer to bed tonight. 🫣
Got to say the styles look fantastic so big up thanks to Golf Monthly for picking me for the Stromberg day and making me the face of Stromberg 2026
Promise I won’t let it go to my head.
 
Just got back from Me hols and a package was sat in the porch with my name on it. Missis T is asking “ what have you ordered now “ 😳
Er nowt. Just opened it and it’s some goodies from Stromberg. Obviously they checked out my gear on the golf fitting day and felt sorry for me. I now have another pair of the shoes. Three polo shirts and a mid layer. Sweet lord I look trendy. Missis T has asked if I can wear the mid layer to bed tonight. 🫣
Got to say the styles look fantastic so big up thanks to Golf Monthly for picking me for the Stromberg day and making me the face of Stromberg 2026
Promise I won’t let it go to my head.
I would suggest that if you are gonna be the face of Stromberg mate then the package has probably been sent by one of their rivals 🤣.

Great effort from them, enjoy mate.
 
Just got back from Me hols and a package was sat in the porch with my name on it. Missis T is asking “ what have you ordered now “ 😳
Er nowt. Just opened it and it’s some goodies from Stromberg. Obviously they checked out my gear on the golf fitting day and felt sorry for me. I now have another pair of the shoes. Three polo shirts and a mid layer. Sweet lord I look trendy. Missis T has asked if I can wear the mid layer to bed tonight. 🫣
Got to say the styles look fantastic so big up thanks to Golf Monthly for picking me for the Stromberg day and making me the face of Stromberg 2026
Promise I won’t let it go to my head.
I'll second that. Really nice stuff 👍
 
Just got back from Me hols and a package was sat in the porch with my name on it. Missis T is asking “ what have you ordered now “ 😳
Er nowt. Just opened it and it’s some goodies from Stromberg. Obviously they checked out my gear on the golf fitting day and felt sorry for me. I now have another pair of the shoes. Three polo shirts and a mid layer. Sweet lord I look trendy. Missis T has asked if I can wear the mid layer to bed tonight. 🫣
Got to say the styles look fantastic so big up thanks to Golf Monthly for picking me for the Stromberg day and making me the face of Stromberg 2026
Promise I won’t let it go to my head.

Next stop the front cover of Esquire magazine, Tash 😉
 
Just got back from Me hols and a package was sat in the porch with my name on it. Missis T is asking “ what have you ordered now “ 😳
Er nowt. Just opened it and it’s some goodies from Stromberg. Obviously they checked out my gear on the golf fitting day and felt sorry for me. I now have another pair of the shoes. Three polo shirts and a mid layer. Sweet lord I look trendy. Missis T has asked if I can wear the mid layer to bed tonight. 🫣
Got to say the styles look fantastic so big up thanks to Golf Monthly for picking me for the Stromberg day and making me the face of Stromberg 2026
Promise I won’t let it go to my head.
She turning the electric blanket off?
 
I was not sure where to post this but boy it made me laugh so......I'm away on a golf trip this weekend, down to north Yorkshire. First game tomorrow, then Sunday and Monday. It's been booked since January.

One of the guys coming used to be a member at my club but has since moved up to Kinross. He is going to come down, pick one of the other guys up en route that is fairly local to me (I'm travelling with my son). He has just rung me:

'Gary isn't here, we are going today aren't we?'
'No, it's tomorrow'
'I thought it was Friday, Saturday, Sunday'
'No, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Always has been'
Silence.................
Me starting to laugh.... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

I've offered him a room for the night. He is mulling over whether to stay down or drive back up and come down again tomorrow. Madness if he does that.

Well, we have the butt of all humour for the weekend sorted :ROFLMAO:
 
I was not sure where to post this but boy it made me laugh so......I'm away on a golf trip this weekend, down to north Yorkshire. First game tomorrow, then Sunday and Monday. It's been booked since January.

One of the guys coming used to be a member at my club but has since moved up to Kinross. He is going to come down, pick one of the other guys up en route that is fairly local to me (I'm travelling with my son). He has just rung me:

'Gary isn't here, we are going today aren't we?'
'No, it's tomorrow'
'I thought it was Friday, Saturday, Sunday'
'No, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Always has been'
Silence.................
Me starting to laugh.... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

I've offered him a room for the night. He is mulling over whether to stay down or drive back up and come down again tomorrow. Madness if he does that.

Well, we have the butt of all humour for the weekend sorted :ROFLMAO:
That’s brilliant.
I hope you have popped out and picked up lots of time related things to give him over the weekend
Calendar, watch, diary
 
I was not sure where to post this but boy it made me laugh so......I'm away on a golf trip this weekend, down to north Yorkshire. First game tomorrow, then Sunday and Monday. It's been booked since January.

One of the guys coming used to be a member at my club but has since moved up to Kinross. He is going to come down, pick one of the other guys up en route that is fairly local to me (I'm travelling with my son). He has just rung me:

'Gary isn't here, we are going today aren't we?'
'No, it's tomorrow'
'I thought it was Friday, Saturday, Sunday'
'No, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Always has been'
Silence.................
Me starting to laugh.... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

I've offered him a room for the night. He is mulling over whether to stay down or drive back up and come down again tomorrow. Madness if he does that.

Well, we have the butt of all humour for the weekend sorted :ROFLMAO:
I remember a few years ago, I think it was the annual old farts whippersnapper meet when a brilliant scouser arrived a week early. I think I am right in this
 
My wife got her third hole-in-one today. We were playing Golf de L’Ocean in Agadir. The course despite having held 4 LET events was a bit scruffy to be honest, shame as it has all the bones of a terrific 27 layout with a flash clubhouse. We also have played Golf du Soleil here, very pretty 36 holes in excellent condition.
The good news was that there were hardly any other golfers on the course (we whipped round in a buggy in well under 2.5 hours) and no one in the bar/restaurant to buy a drink for. The bad news is that this is the third time she has done this when we have been on holiday where we always play against each on holiday, (we almost never play together at our home club). The other 2 were at Golf du Sancerre on the banks of the Loire and on the Ailsa at Turnberry - an interesting collection.
 
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