Golf Sayings that make you cringe

[Crazyface]

"Oh well you're pin high" as you wade into deep thick rough

From a mate who doesn't play much comes this one after someone PUTTS in a tap in putt

"Good shot" :angry:

 

[rksquire]

Anyone care to help me out with the Sally Gunnell expression?

Didn't know myself - but found these.... that's me sorted for the weekend!

http://www.golftoday.co.uk/19th/humour/shot_names.html

 

[matt71]

Didn't know myself - but found these.... that's me sorted for the weekend!

http://www.golftoday.co.uk/19th/humour/shot_names.html

love some of them lol

 

[JohnnyDee]

Some great ones on this thread that have really made me laugh, and if I can just at my voice in support of the castigation of total and utter edits who insist upon using nouns as verbs.

 

[dufferman]

"Home Course Bounce"

AKA

"Lucky Bounce"

 

[Val]

A phrase i use that i know winds people up normally follows a knifed shot out of the bunker to my call - "well out"

So if your playing with me and it happens to you don't be surprised :rofl:

 

[Sponge1980]

LOL, the "dead sheep" did make me laugh. I'm going to start using that striaght away.

 

[Crow]

I like to use "well out" when somebody hits it fat from the fairway, or better still the tee.

 

[bobmac]

If you had hit that 50 yards further, it would have been a good shot.
Be as good as I look
Did you get all of that?
Try and keep up
Watch the OOB on the right

 

[Hobbit]

"Only the line and length kept it out."

 

[TonyN]

'GET IN' 'ITS IN' 'CANT MISS' when your put isn't even half way. I swear this kept 5 of my putts out last night. Was fuming every time my partner shouted it and it lipped out.

This was usually followed by 'How did that not go in'

'BECAUSE YOU KEEP (Mod Edit) SHOUTING 'ITS IN' BEFORE IT IS' :rant:

 

[Cheifi0]

Or when they say "I'm playing golf Thursday" :angry:

Just sounds like they're from Yorkshire.

 

[JohnnyDee]

"They're not taking the break after all this rain", as yet another one misses the cup some 5 inches over-borrowed.

"Looked good in the air!", as a PP's putt leaps six inches in the air after hitting an unprepared pitch mark.

 

[wrighty1874]

You're playing well
Never up never in
Would let you through but you'll go nowhere

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Think you better reload
Think you better reload again
That's 7 off the tee then

 

[lobthewedge]

Playing the last hole of a 36hole championship as a junior, had a 4 shot lead and a wedge in my hand for my second shot. Proceeded to shank it into the car park in front of the waiting crowd.

My dad, who had picked up my bag and walked the last few holes with me, uttered the immortal words:

"What the (Mod Edit) did you do that for? Quit fannying about, you're looking like a tit!"

Not so much a golf saying, but inspirational none the less.

 

[MadAdey]

You've got a weak right hand

 

[MadAdey]

Think you better reload
Think you better reload again
That's 7 off the tee then

Never heard that one befor Homer, sounds like have though, on several occasions........

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Guys Point of Order
Swearing or swearing with asterisks is strictly forbidden on this forum

Ive edited some, but future ones will result in Infractions, Please remind yourselves of the Forum rules at the top of OOB

Lets keep it nice please

Thank you

 

[HickoryShaft]

What handicap did you say you were again? (after hitting a decent drive on the first)



Have to say - this is when I am playing a drawn game or match with people I don't normally play with. The guys I do play with normally take every opportunity for a wind up and its all part of the fun for me - the above would be the mildest opportunity in those games and its more likely to be :

What handicap did you say you were again? (after hitting a bad drive on the first):lol: