Herbie
Tour Winner
Chap joins a new club and on all his early visits played on his own.
He turned up one day and went off on his own, by the 7th hole he caught up with a fine looking woman who waved him through. As he was about to pass on the fairway he asked her if she would like to join him.
They joined up and had a fantastic remainder of the round, followed by a drink in the bar. As they left the club she said she lived nearby and asked if he would like a coffee.
Well, it didn't take him long to accept and he followed her to the house. After coffee and a little chatting, the woman suddenly got up from the kitchen table then dropped down under it. Well I dont have to tell you what happened but he had a fantastic pleasure by hand.
Next time they met on the course they enjoyed another round togeather and retired to her place once again where similar things happened only this time under the table she pleasured him till she had jaw ache.
The next time they played they enjoyed a fantastic round togeather and back to her place as usual, the guy couldnt believe his luck when she said she would strip for him.
Only when she had stripped all the way did the look of abject horror appear on his face.........with a long gasp of breath noticing that this was no woman, but a man in drag, his blood began to boil, enraged and discusted he loudly exclaimed........'YOU CHEATING B*****D, YOUVE BEEN PLAYING OFF THE LADIES TEES ALL WEEK!'
He turned up one day and went off on his own, by the 7th hole he caught up with a fine looking woman who waved him through. As he was about to pass on the fairway he asked her if she would like to join him.
They joined up and had a fantastic remainder of the round, followed by a drink in the bar. As they left the club she said she lived nearby and asked if he would like a coffee.
Well, it didn't take him long to accept and he followed her to the house. After coffee and a little chatting, the woman suddenly got up from the kitchen table then dropped down under it. Well I dont have to tell you what happened but he had a fantastic pleasure by hand.
Next time they met on the course they enjoyed another round togeather and retired to her place once again where similar things happened only this time under the table she pleasured him till she had jaw ache.
The next time they played they enjoyed a fantastic round togeather and back to her place as usual, the guy couldnt believe his luck when she said she would strip for him.
Only when she had stripped all the way did the look of abject horror appear on his face.........with a long gasp of breath noticing that this was no woman, but a man in drag, his blood began to boil, enraged and discusted he loudly exclaimed........'YOU CHEATING B*****D, YOUVE BEEN PLAYING OFF THE LADIES TEES ALL WEEK!'
