HotDogAssassin
Tour Rookie
Three old school friends met up every year at the summer reunion and this time decided to have a game of golf on New Years Day.
On the day they all duly arrived at the golf course and met in the club room relieved that they had been able to make it.
Harry said "I had a job to get here, I had to buy my wife an expensive pearl necklace and she was so pleased and busy admiring it that she didn't object to me going to play golf".
Bill said "I had a similar problem but I promised my wife a wonderful holiday and gave her a holiday cruise brochure and told her to choose a holiday and she was so pleased and busy studying the brochure that I had no trouble in getting away".
Gerry said "So you Harry spent a fortune on a necklace and you Bill are going to spend a fortune on a cruise".
He went on "I woke up and while we were still in bed I looked out of the window, slapped her on the backside and said - it's a lovely day, what is it to be, sex or golf?" She rolled over and said "Take a warm jumper with you!"
On the day they all duly arrived at the golf course and met in the club room relieved that they had been able to make it.
Harry said "I had a job to get here, I had to buy my wife an expensive pearl necklace and she was so pleased and busy admiring it that she didn't object to me going to play golf".
Bill said "I had a similar problem but I promised my wife a wonderful holiday and gave her a holiday cruise brochure and told her to choose a holiday and she was so pleased and busy studying the brochure that I had no trouble in getting away".
Gerry said "So you Harry spent a fortune on a necklace and you Bill are going to spend a fortune on a cruise".
He went on "I woke up and while we were still in bed I looked out of the window, slapped her on the backside and said - it's a lovely day, what is it to be, sex or golf?" She rolled over and said "Take a warm jumper with you!"
