Diabloman
Newbie
Does anyone know of a back garden putting device for "putting" into on grass for practicing?
garden putting device
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SharkAttack
Q-School Graduate
Yeh they call it a hole. In fact you have a picture of one on your avatar. 
Yerman
Journeyman Pro
a hole? 
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birdieman
Guest
Your question doesn't make much sense but have you tried a piece of astroturf or carpet with a mug on it's side for the hole? 
Call me an old cynic but I've a feeling you're going to try and sell us about some wonder product that does what you're asking, no?
Call me an old cynic but I've a feeling you're going to try and sell us about some wonder product that does what you're asking, no?
ScienceBoy
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My putting has improved from playing in the living room while the wife and I watch TV.
Our releationship has not improved since I holed out in a vase and broke it
Our releationship has not improved since I holed out in a vase and broke it
haplesshacker
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It's just so tempting to 'fix' your post above. But it would be a bit too 'Carry On'.
ScienceBoy
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It's just so tempting to 'fix' your post above. But it would be a bit too 'Carry On'.
Oh go on, PLEASE!
ScienceBoy
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Your question doesn't make much sense but have you tried a piece of astroturf or carpet with a mug on it's side for the hole?
Call me an old cynic but I've a feeling you're going to try and sell us about some wonder product that does what you're asking, no?
Is it possible to buy the service of someone coming round and digging a small hole in your garder?
Whatever he quotes I'm pretty sure my sisters dog will do it for half the price!
Leftie
Tour Winner
What a great business opportunity - thanks for the idea. I must patent it immediately.
I'm going to make holes. Any size, any shape supplied. Just send me the dimensions you require together with a payment of (say) £1 per cubic inch and I will send it post free to you.
I'm going to make holes. Any size, any shape supplied. Just send me the dimensions you require together with a payment of (say) £1 per cubic inch and I will send it post free to you.
SwingSlow
Head Pro
What a great business opportunity - thanks for the idea. I must patent it immediately.
I'm going to make holes. Any size, any shape supplied. Just send me the dimensions you require together with a payment of (say) £1 per cubic inch and I will send it post free to you.
I think the problem operating a mail order service would be the risk of the hole being crushed in transit by the Post office unless it was securely wrapped and protected - this could make it uneconomic. Better to solve the problem by perhaps having an inflatable version, which would be easier to ship and greener because of the lower energy consumed in production.
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Surely if you fold the hole up into a small package, the postage will be less, and the end user can unfold it?
Robobum
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Remove lot's of your overheads and just email the hole to the buyer.
bobmac
Major Champion
What a daft idea.
Where would you put all the soil that came out of the holes?
Where would you put all the soil that came out of the holes?
ScienceBoy
Money List Winner
What a daft idea.
Where would you put all the soil that came out of the holes?
Erm there is a big hole in lincolnshire you could put it!
The fens!
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
What a daft idea.
Where would you put all the soil that came out of the holes?
Mines a black hole, so I would fill printer cartridges with it and make a fortune.
viscount17
Money List Winner
What a daft idea.
Where would you put all the soil that came out of the holes?
Mines a black hole, so I would fill printer cartridges with it and make a fortune.
well that one's a non-starter, wholly inadequate. everyone knows you can't enter a black hole.
Leftie
Tour Winner
What a daft idea.
Where would you put all the soil that came out of the holes?
Easy. I'd get the team to fill their under garments with the soil and walk around the golf course gradually letting the soil out from the bottoms of their trousers. Just like you used to do in the war when digging tunnels to escape.
haplesshacker
Money List Winner
What a daft idea.
Where would you put all the soil that came out of the holes?
Easy. I'd get the team to fill their under garments with the soil and walk around the golf course gradually letting the soil out from the bottoms of their trousers. Just like WE used to do in the war when digging tunnels to escape.
Fixed it for you Leftie!!
daymond
Tour Rookie
Come on fellas Diabloman asked a perfectly simple question.
Just dig a hole and..........hang on we've been there already.
My solution is, as in nuclear physics and the uncertainty principle,to dig a VIRTUAL HOLE. Every putt will therefore go in ( I think )
Just dig a hole and..........hang on we've been there already.
My solution is, as in nuclear physics and the uncertainty principle,to dig a VIRTUAL HOLE. Every putt will therefore go in ( I think )
forefortheday
Tour Rookie
In which dimension would this virtual hole exist?
