I saw this advertised in the back of a golf magazine, Golfers Arse Cream hey, can't say that I have ever required it even though I am one of the Biguns on here.
Can't see how one could discreetly apply this to ones khyber in the changing rooms at the club, maybee an elongated visit to the bog would be the choice of champions for this particular task.
The sister product AGC is on sale at my local muni, all the chavs buy one before teeing off, Ars~s Golf Cream, they think it will make them play better!
OK Sorry, going back to my cupboard under the stair.....