Funny things kids say...

[Mudball]

I think everyone is missing the point here quite spectacularly. What we all really need to know is whether, almost 10 years later, @vkurup's kid is now big and old enough to hit the ball all the way into the trees.

Rumour has it that he signed for Liv …

 

[Buckles01]

If only this was how it worked. Sat down for Sunday lunch today and the youngest asked “who decides when Easter is?” Think he was trying to understand why sometimes he is on holiday from school for his birthday and sometimes not. Quick as a flash eldest says “it’s up to the Pope and how much chocolate he gets for Christmas, if it’s an early one he’s running out”

 

[samthom99]

I took my nephew into CeX, a gaming store, just before xmas and he was looking at a new game for his Xbox. I bought him a game and off we went.

Just after the xmas he still had some xmas money left and he asked me if i'd take him back to the sex shop to buy another game, I burst out laughing but the face on his granny was a sight to behold.