Found this little fella on our 2nd fairway today....

[Doon frae Troon]

A helicopter [that did an emergency landing.]


And £33 in the thick rough miles from anywhere.
[I was cutting across holes in case anyone doubts my skills]

 

[Robobum]

A tramp on the 6th tee at Shirehampton in Bristol.

 

[Deleted member 17920]

A fire engine parked in the middle of a course I was visiting the other year, they wanted to take a shortcut to a farm, no idea at all

 

[Imurg]

We had a Hot Air Balloon land on the 13th fairway at my last club - they were running out of juice for the burners so had to come down wherever they were.
Found a herd of Cows all over the 13th and 18th greens too - they'd escaped from a farm 3 fields away....

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Dunstable Downs have gliders and paragliders land on their fairways

 

[Lump]

we once found a ladies...."love toy" on a green at a municipal course in leeds. We played around it and left it there for the group behind us. It was a real WTAF moment when we first arrived at the green, could hardly breath walking down the next fairway when the group behind arrived at the green.

 

[rickg]

A tramp on the 6th tee at Shirehampton in Bristol.

Sure it wasn't just Smiffy playing that day?:rofl:

 

[rickg]

Found a pair of ladies black laced panties in the woods to the right of the 5th green at West Herts on a society day (Murphy's course)....
The flagstick was missing so we got a big stick from the woods and put the offending item on it and waited on the next tee to see the groups reaction behind us........

 

[Doon frae Troon]

An old greenkeeping friend once found a fresh phoo in a hole cup every day for a week.
The green was furthest out on the course near a camping site.

 

[Robobum]

Sure it wasn't just Smiffy playing that day?:rofl:

Bloody good singer if it was!!!

 

[Liverbirdie]

we once found a ladies...."love toy" on a green at a municipal course in leeds. We played around it and left it there for the group behind us. It was a real WTAF moment when we first arrived at the green, could hardly breath walking down the next fairway when the group behind arrived at the green.

Was it a rabbit? She may have had relief, if it was.

 

[USER1999]

I found a naked couple having a bonk beside the 11th fairway. They didn't even slow down as we played past.

 

[BoadieBroadus]

a somalian refugee was found living in our unused half way hut..

 

[two-clubs]

a somalian refugee was found living in our unused half way hut..

We have a winner :clap:

 

[Sir Scoop-A-Lot]

We have a winner :clap:

I think that one will be hard to top!

 

[vkurup]

Oh cod not a fish pun. I don't want to carp on but I really hake them. In fact I've haddock up to here with them. Golf is the sole reason for being on this forum so I'll dolphinly skate round any puns. And I know a dolphin isn't a fish. I threw that in on porpoise.

Brilliant.. :clap:

 

[bladeplayer]

a somalian refugee was found living in our unused half way hut..

We have a winner :clap:

I believe we do .. that will be hard to top

 

[Rooter]

I believe we do .. that will be hard to top

Would have been more impressive if he had re-opened the unused 1/2 way hut and was banging out bacon butties and coffee! that would have been resourcfulness to the extreme!

 

[hovis]

I found a naked couple having a bonk beside the 11th fairway. They didn't even slow down as we played past.

BONK! I havent heard that word for years. Brilliant

 

[londonlewis]

What's the weirdest thing you've found on the course??

I once found a dead frog with frozen testicles!
i also took a photo but have deleted it since