Found this little fella on our 2nd fairway today....

A brand new chainsaw chucked in the hedge next to the 18th. Wasn't the green keepers so took it to the police 6 months later got it back and sold it.
 
Seems a bit out of plaice.

Oh cod not a fish pun. I don't want to carp on but I really hake them. In fact I've haddock up to here with them. Golf is the sole reason for being on this forum so I'll dolphinly skate round any puns. And I know a dolphin isn't a fish. I threw that in on porpoise.
 
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