Once, a long time ago I found my golf ball in the middle of the fairway!
Once, a long time ago I found my golf ball in the middle of the fairway!
Was it the fairway of the hole you were playing?![]()
Seems a bit out of plaice.
Oh cod not a fish pun. I don't want to carp on but I really hake them. In fact I've haddock up to here with them. Golf is the sole reason for being on this forum so I'll dolphinly skate round any puns. And I know a dolphin isn't a fish. I threw that in on porpoise.
What's the weirdest thing you've found on the course??
Mate of mine found a body in the bushes next to 17th green at The Dyke few years back.