Forums , this made me chuckle

[Slab]

1 to ask in the PC climate.... does the light-bulb actually want to change?

 

[Pathetic Shark]

And we also need a ranking of the Top 100 lightbulbs compared to how they ranked two years ago and for all light bulbs not available to the general public to be excluded from the rankings.

 

[Deleted member 16999]

And we also need a ranking of the Top 100 lightbulbs compared to how they ranked two years ago and for all light bulbs not available to the general public to be excluded from the rankings.

This will be followed by the Editor and Staff of Lightbulb Monthly holding a 2 hour Q+A session on the forum to discuss said rankings.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Top 50 Lightbulb moments of the 70s?

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

1 to ask in the PC climate.... does the light-bulb actually want to change?

The Lightbulb Change Deniers will tell us that the light has always been off - and that it is economic madness to change the lightbulb.

 

[Slab]

Top 50 Lightbulb moments of the 70s?

That's just gonna bring out the crowds debating Sky's coverage of the change V's BBC's which'll lead to debate over light-bulb changes remaining on non-subscription tv for the masses to enjoy, fearful of the drop in numbers of those wishing to take part in changes in future and the decline in participation will mean the end

The BBC will still run its end of year LBCOTY show with 16 deserving nominees (but exclude any of the guys who makes the changes at golf clubs)

 

[Deleted member 1147]

1 to suggest the OP get custom fit for the light bulb?

1 to advise going to a professional sparky to look at technique and teach the best method (linear, stack & tilt?)

 

[Pathetic Shark]

We could have a "Light Bulb Monthly" magazine where professionals help turn your bulb technique into a POWER FADE ....

badum tsssh!

 

[Pathetic Shark]

Homer to make about 300 posts about how often he practices changing his light bulb and how often and where he has done it in the past.

 

[Deleted member 15344]

One person will advise on the aimpoint way to change the lightbulb

 

[Robobum]

1 poster to suggest the light bulb fitting needs to be larger to help those with the lightbulb yips

 

[Pathetic Shark]

Pro-Celebrity Light Bulb featuring 70s TV stars and an illumination of their choice.

 

[Hobbit]

What about Risk Assessments and Method Statements? I can see Elves and Safety having a field day with this!

 

[SatchFan]

Lightbulb Personality of the Year - my vote goes to Osram.

 

[Pathetic Shark]

Could American and European lightbulbs compete every two years to see who lasts the longest or shines the brightest in an over-hyped made-for-TV event?

 

[Deleted member 15344]

One light bulb to demand a vote for independence from the light fitting - when the vote is no a new light bulb comes along demanding the same independence

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

HNSP when watching someone change a lightbulb?

 

[Canfordhacker]

400 posts about whether the old light bulb could actually be declared lost.

 

[SocketRocket]

A 50 billion pound separation fee for the old lightbulb.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Forum debate on whether screw or bayonet requires less hands...(or should that be 'fewer hands'?)