First cut for over ten years!!!

AuburnWarrior

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Having semi-retired from the game of golf for over ten years I joined a club last year and went on to get my handicap in February - 10. I was very pleased with this. Having not played regularly for so long it was nice to get a better handicap than my last one (11).

My plan was to kick on from that and, hopefully, make single figures this year. Unfortunately, when it mattered, I couldn't produce the goods and my handicap crept up to 11.

It became quite frustrating. I know that I can play this damn game but somewhere between my brain and my body the knowledge seemed to evaporate!

I played in the Captain's medal recently and shot an 83 - nett 72. It included two three putts (!!!) and a five iron on the last that I didn't commit to which resulted in a horrible, sliced effort which found a lovely bush. This rubbish shot annoyed me more than the three putts!!!

Anyway, I came fourth and, more importantly, a cut which brings me back to 10 (10.4). I know it's not much but I'm chuffed and I hope to continue my good form into the monthly stableford on Sunday.
 
Well done.
I'm creeping up as well.
I seem to get a small cut, then play 3 poor rounds, get a small cut, play another 3 poor ones so I end up rising back towards 11...

Not what the target stated at the beginning of the year.
 
Well done Auburn... ;)
I hope to god all this talk of great rounds decides to rub off on me for our monthly medal on sunday.....
 
Having hacked round with you in Feb, I can't believe you are still 0.6 worse than me.

Pull your finger out.

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Seconded. You gotta get lower than Murph, you're way better than that chopper! - don't rest until you do :D

Congrats on the cut, I've yet to have one in 10 yrs aswell! :o
 
Having hacked round with you in Feb, I can't believe you are still 0.6 worse than me.

Pull your finger out.

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Seconded. You gotta get lower than Murph, you're way better than that chopper! - don't rest until you do :D

Congrats on the cut, I've yet to have one in 10 yrs aswell! :o

I've just re-read that - I'm worse than Murph!!!

OH MY GOD!!!

I can't believe it!!! The shame!!! The indignity!!!

I feel like everything I've been for the last 30+ years has been a sham. I feel hollow, lost, inconsolable. I feel like I'm on a flight back to Gatwick and we need to re-route to Glasgow. I feel like someone's confused me for a Welshman. I feel like I've been beaten, off scratch, by Smiffy. I feel like I've just lost the forum's best dressed man award to RickG.

I can deal with many things. I can deal with the fact that I'll never beat HTL. Ever. I can deal with the fact that I'll never be as good as the anti-English Dodger. I can deal with the fact that I'll never wear trousers anywhere near as loud as Viscount's. I can deal with the fact that I'll never post as many times as Homer.

But worse than Murph???

I'm left with no option but to retire from golf!!! They'll all be laughing at me in the clubhouse. As I walk into the spike bar they'll all be sniggering and saying "there he goes - Murph's bitch!!!".

I can't take that.

All my gear's for sale - name your price......

Thanks guys - it's been emotional...... :rolleyes:
 
Having hacked round with you in Feb, I can't believe you are still 0.6 worse than me.

Pull your finger out.

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Seconded. You gotta get lower than Murph, you're way better than that chopper! - don't rest until you do :D

Congrats on the cut, I've yet to have one in 10 yrs aswell! :o

I've just re-read that - I'm worse than Murph!!!

OH MY GOD!!!

I can't believe it!!! The shame!!! The indignity!!!

I feel like everything I've been for the last 30+ years has been a sham. I feel hollow, lost, inconsolable. I feel like I'm on a flight back to Gatwick and we need to re-route to Glasgow. I feel like someone's confused me for a Welshman. I feel like I've been beaten, off scratch, by Smiffy. I feel like I've just lost the forum's best dressed man award to RickG.

I can deal with many things. I can deal with the fact that I'll never beat HTL. Ever. I can deal with the fact that I'll never be as good as the anti-English Dodger. I can deal with the fact that I'll never wear trousers anywhere near as loud as Viscount's. I can deal with the fact that I'll never post as many times as Homer.

But worse than Murph???

I'm left with no option but to retire from golf!!! They'll all be laughing at me in the clubhouse. As I walk into the spike bar they'll all be sniggering and saying "there he goes - Murph's bitch!!!".

I can't take that.

All my gear's for sale - name your price......

Thanks guys - it's been emotional...... :rolleyes:

Laugh?? I almost broke into a chuckle at that one :D :D
 
Hmmm.

At the rate I'm going up, you needn't worry for long. Just keep your head below the parapet for a couple of months, you'll be fine.

I think I'm on an escalator.
 
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