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I think I've just watched the worst film ever made. Stuck with it thinking how bad could it really get and was I watching a comedy/tongue in cheek and missing that element. Nope - Googled it and a serious horror film it seems. Us (2019)...total and utter twaddle. So much so it got me angry :mad:

You can't have! That position is, and always will be, held by the Blair Witch Project.

Recently seen Jojo Rabbit - really good and the young lad Roman Davis was brilliant. Knives Out was ok but what the hell was that accent that Daniel Craig was trying to portray??
 

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You can't have! That position is, and always will be, held by the Blair Witch Project.

Recently seen Jojo Rabbit - really good and the young lad Roman Davis was brilliant. Knives Out was ok but what the hell was that accent that Daniel Craig was trying to portray??

The worst film ever is Stormbirds. This is truly dire, and trumps the rubbish that is plan 9 from outer space quite easily. At least plan 9 had Bella Lugosi for some of it, until he died.
 

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I think I've just watched the worst film ever made. Stuck with it thinking how bad could it really get and was I watching a comedy/tongue in cheek and missing that element. Nope - Googled it and a serious horror film it seems. Us (2019)...total and utter twaddle. So much so it got me angry :mad:
which film?
 

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You can't have! That position is, and always will be, held by the Blair Witch Project.

Recently seen Jojo Rabbit - really good and the young lad Roman Davis was brilliant. Knives Out was ok but what the hell was that accent that Daniel Craig was trying to portray??
The worst film ever is Stormbirds. This is truly dire, and trumps the rubbish that is plan 9 from outer space quite easily. At least plan 9 had Bella Lugosi for some of it, until he died.
I will throw in both The Sheltering Sky, holy cow that was dull but my then girlfriend would not let me leave the cinema, and Charlies Angels, the Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore shocker.
 

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Finally got round to watching John Wick 3... Jesus I wish I hadn't bothered what a god awful film that was and to think its set up for a 4th
I thought it was good fun myself, didn't take it too seriously. The only bit I didn't like was that fight where they kept breaking the panes of glass over and over again, that was way too long and overdone. And I agree, I didn't like the ending very much. But good fun otherwise. Essentially the film was just a dispassionate list of items John Wick can kill people with. A book? Check. A horse? Yep.
 

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I'd offer It Follows to the complete and utter cinematic garbage list, but I can't tell you how much of your life you'll waste.

It was an Odeon Screen Unseen offering, and we only lasted half an hour, and were nowhere near the earliest to leave.
 

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Bad Boys for Life. Billed as an action comedy; won't bother the Oscars but gets a Ronseal award for doing exactly what it says on the tin. Good story with a few twists, excellent action sequences, people that can shoot straighter than the ones in John Wick, some great humour & Will Smith being Will Smith, which is a good thing. Thoroughly enjoyable.
 

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Don’t often go to the cinema however got a babysitter in last night and went to watch The Gentlemen. Thought it was brilliant. Funny and violent although the violence isn’t over the top. If you like Lock Stock and Snatch then you’ll love this.
 
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