Fave cracker jokes

[drawboy]

Anyone had a good one, my fave is the classic from the Good life It's become a tradition that I recite it every year to the inevitable groans, here goes..ahem. The ooo,aaa bird is so called because it lays square eggs.
I love it.

 

[Yerman]

Biological:

what do you call the antipodian prophet who absorbed the commandments?

Oz-moses

Feel free to cringe.

 

[Basher]

There's no such thing as a good cracker joke!

We had cheap Asda crackers on our table. The quality of the jokes matched the price tags!!!

 

[Owen_Thomas_14]

The best one that come from all the crackers was... What do you call a train loaded with toffee? Chew chew train

 

[Sponge1980]

How do you know when Santa has passed his driving test?

There are Noel plates on his sleigh.

 

[richart]

Anyone had a good one, my fave is the classic from the Good life It's become a tradition that I recite it every year to the inevitable groans, here goes..ahem. The ooo,aaa bird is so called because it lays square eggs.
I love it.

A true classic drawboy. Still makes me laugh 35 years on.

 

[viscount17]

There's no such thing as a good cracker joke!

From QI, I believe

'Cracker jokes have to be bad since (1) not everyone finds the same thing funny, (2) not everyone gets the joke at the same time and (3) everyone knows when a joke is bad

 

[0]

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of trousers ............

In case he gets a hole in one.........

GROAN !!!!!!!!! - I'll get my coat

 

[grumpyjock]

What do yoy call an Irish double glazing salesman?




Paddy O'Doors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Trivia time

A snail can slide over a razor blade without being hurt because of its slime.

 

[SatchFan]

Joke from my brother -

How do you know when you have passed an elephant?

You can't get the lid down.

 

[drawboy]

What do you call an Irish beer thief? Nick Meguinness. Apologies to all our Irish friends.

 

[freddielong]

Q: What is brown and sticky


A: a stick

&

Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers


A: The outside

Sorry

 

[mjsw13]

Q/ What do 'The Sixth Sense' and 'Titanic' have in common?



A/ Icy dead people


I genuinely got this in a cracker!

 

[hangover]

Q/ What do 'The Sixth Sense' and 'Titanic' have in common?



A/ Icy dead people


I genuinely got this in a cracker!

THATS GENIUS FOR A CRACKER JOKE