Famous quotes you love and/or use

[GB72]

Not famous I know but a quote from a mate that has always proved useful

'Never leave a party to go to a party'

Or the words uttered by a mate of mine as his girlfriend gave a swift kick in the man parts for cheating

'Ha, you missed both missed both my legs'

 

[Atticus_Finch]

"If you find yourself arguing with a lunatic, very quickly it will be impossible to distinguish just which one of you is the lunatic."


"I know not with what weapons WW3 will be fought, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein

 

[richart]

'Why do people take an instant dislike to me. It saves time'

 

[Paul_Stewart]

The plaque for the alternates is in the ladies' room
I feel the need, the need for speed

 

[PaulE]

Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - Mark Twain

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - from Jaws.

 

[Yerman]

"The older I get, the more I learn, the more I realize, I know nothing" -Socrates

 

[HomerJSimpson]

"DOH"

 

[stevek1969]

i know nothing and i'm good at it.

 

[Iaing]

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.."You sir, are drunk !!"
Churchill's reply.."And you,madam are ugly.But I will be sober in the morning."

 

[Yerman]

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.."You sir, are drunk !!"
Churchill's reply.."And you,madam are ugly.But I will be sober in the morning."

Sober but ugly

 

[Yerman]

"L'enfer, c'est les autres" -Sartre

 

[jammag]

"live by the sword die by the sword"

can be applied to most activities

 

[Smiffy]

"They don't like it up 'em"

 

[grumpyjock]

Dont PANIC.

 

[BramallMac]

"Let's Do It"

Gary Gilmore

 

[BeachGolfer]

"If *Man U were playing in my back garden, I'd draw the curtains" Shanks.

*originally Everton

 

[Achilles]

"I go where I please, and I please where I go" - Duke Nukem

 

[shanker]

If his brain was on fire, I wouldn´t piss in his ear.

 

[Crazyface]

"Sometimes I feel sorry for him. But it soon passes"

about any useless person who's been getting of you nerves.

 

[Atticus_Finch]

"Anyone who sees a psychiatrist needs their head examined" Sam Goldwyn