Email reply Aussie style

[Tashyboy]

Below is a response from something I ordered from Oz, it’s a bit late. Made me chuckle.

Hey Andy!
Thanks for ya order Legend!!! ?

Unfortunately international shipping is a bit of a *** show at the moment and the tracking details aren't 100 reliable,
It may already be at your local distribution centre and we wouldn't necessarily know, but from what we can see it has been processed by the air carrier and is in GB.

Here is a link to the tracking

Hopefully it arrives by Chrissy, but it's completely out of our control at this point.
Sorry for any inconvenience!!!

Please let us know when you get it.

Cheers ?

 

[chrisd]

Dunno what you're gonna do with a kangaroo when you get it anyway ??

 

[Tashyboy]

Dunno what you're gonna do with a kangaroo when you get it anyway ??

I can assure it will not be a *** show. ?

 

[Ethan]

Fair dinkum, mate.

 

[IanM]

Love the honesty...risky strategy, but would have worked on me!

When I was in Auz, saw a sign on a solicitors office door in Sawtell saying something like... "Office Hours - 9 till 5. Lunch 1-2... unless of course the surf is good, then if you can't see me, I am out!"

 

[Lord Tyrion]

And they are absolutely correct in all that they have written

 

[Tashyboy]

Just had an email of DPD? Asking for Updated details coz they couldn’t deliver and need £1 or £3, really #pishingwithtash. Obviously a scam coz Ave rung DPD. All this for a Ozzieman T-shirt. Where’s me CastlemaineXXXX.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Dunno what you're gonna do with a kangaroo when you get it anyway ??

The cheque would bounce.


I'll get my boomerang.

 

[Tashyboy]

? me package has turned up. It’s not moving much ?

 

[Leftie]

I'll get my boomerang.

Does that mean you will be back?

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Does that mean you will be back?

Unless I get terminated.

 

[Tashyboy]

Unless I get terminated.

or a fraction ?

 

[USER1999]

Just had an email of DPD? Asking for Updated details coz they couldn’t deliver and need £1 or £3, really #pishingwithtash. Obviously a scam coz Ave rung DPD. All this for a Ozzieman T-shirt. Where’s me CastlemaineXXXX.

Is this a destination F tee shirt?

 

[williamalex1]

? me package has turned up. It’s not moving much ?

Oh no ! , is Skippy dead tut tut tut

 

[rulefan]

Oh no ! , is Skippy dead tut tut tut

That's why you got the big discount.

 

[williamalex1]

That's why you got the big discount.

Oops just remembered I ate a Kangaroo steak years ago , sorry Skippy hope it wasn't a relative