I feel I need to apologise for my flippant posts earlier in this thread; by way of apology I have done some research and feel this may be suitable for your needs
http://www.shinyshack.com/product.php?prid=213574&pn=Giant-Inflatable-Rasta-Hat
Mark, although totally suitable for what you require, i have to confess if you was in my group wearing that, i reckon you'd walk off at the 9th....
I went to BHS to buy my ex a bra for her Christmas present
Assistant....what size does she take?
Me..... Size 14
Assistant ......puzzled, are you sure sir?
Me.......Well, my hat is a size 7 and it fits one of them![]()