Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
if you played on "tour quality" courses day in, day out?
I don't mean 7000 yard plus monsters, but just the general condition of the course?
Fairways that are beautifully manicured without a blade of grass out of place and you always have the "perfect" lie, not sitting in an old divot.
Rough where, unless it's tricked up super long and thick for the Open, you always seem to get the ball sitting up like a dogs goolie and the only consideration you have to take into account is you're going to get slightly less backspin, not a great big clump of mud on your ball.
Greens that are consistent in quality and pace, where a putt hit on line stays on line and a decent shot into a green sticks and holds rather than clatters out through the back.
Fringe grass without a wormcast or old divot in sight.
Bunkers that are raked to perfection, no dog turds or great big footprints (human or otherwise) in them.
The sun on your back for most of the time.
I've played in two "decent" competitions so far this year, and on both occasions I have been almost blown off the course with 30-40mph winds, and rain sheeting across to the extent that on one "nearest the pin" hole, you couldn't even see the green, let alone the flagstick! Bunkers full of water, etc. etc.
During both rounds I couldn't help thinking the pro's wouldn't have been out in those conditions, no way.
And on both occasions I couldn't help wondering if my actual handicap would be lower if I got to play my everyday golf in conditions, and on courses like the pro's play.
Yes they put in the hard work, and yes they give up the hours. But they are pampered aren't they?
I don't mean 7000 yard plus monsters, but just the general condition of the course?
Fairways that are beautifully manicured without a blade of grass out of place and you always have the "perfect" lie, not sitting in an old divot.
Rough where, unless it's tricked up super long and thick for the Open, you always seem to get the ball sitting up like a dogs goolie and the only consideration you have to take into account is you're going to get slightly less backspin, not a great big clump of mud on your ball.
Greens that are consistent in quality and pace, where a putt hit on line stays on line and a decent shot into a green sticks and holds rather than clatters out through the back.
Fringe grass without a wormcast or old divot in sight.
Bunkers that are raked to perfection, no dog turds or great big footprints (human or otherwise) in them.
The sun on your back for most of the time.
I've played in two "decent" competitions so far this year, and on both occasions I have been almost blown off the course with 30-40mph winds, and rain sheeting across to the extent that on one "nearest the pin" hole, you couldn't even see the green, let alone the flagstick! Bunkers full of water, etc. etc.
During both rounds I couldn't help thinking the pro's wouldn't have been out in those conditions, no way.
And on both occasions I couldn't help wondering if my actual handicap would be lower if I got to play my everyday golf in conditions, and on courses like the pro's play.
Yes they put in the hard work, and yes they give up the hours. But they are pampered aren't they?
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