Daft things your other half has said or done

[rickg]

My 1st wife was always gettings words confused.....when she started a new job at Mitsubishi Electrics the day arrived for the new starters to have their induction course........wife got to the room a bit late and the door was closed...she opened it and announced to the assembled crowd....."is this were the insemination is taking place?"

 

[DaveM]

My 1st wife was always gettings words confused.....when she started a new job at Mitsubishi Electrics the day arrived for the new starters to have their induction course........wife got to the room a bit late and the door was closed...she opened it and announced to the assembled crowd....."is this were the insemination is taking place?"

Now that made me laugh.:rofl:

 

[Shaunmg]

Many years ago, in the 80s. My wife was picking me up from work on Afternoon shift. I knew the was a Liverpool European highlights game on and managed to go the whole shift without finding out the score.

My first words to her when getting in the car was, "don't tell me the Liverpool score" her reply was "there was none"