Clever things your other half has said or done.

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I thought I would re-dress the balance.

M'Lady was faffing around with changing our ISA's and internet bank accounts and said:-
How on earth to these so and so's expect our elderly mothers [88 & 82] to deal with this. The government should set up a pensioners bank where each year thier accounts would automatically move to the best rates.
 
"I'm going shopping to the "big" Tesco....do you need any RX7s?" (from AG)

Yes, I could do with some DX3s, but you can buy me a Porsche Boxster if you see one in Tesco.
 
A while ago when Mark Cavendish won the BBC Sports personality of the year the missus turned to me and said "I dont know what all the fuss is about... its only riding a bike!"

Fair comment I thought! (coming from a non rider obviously!)
 
Losttheplot said:
A while ago when Mark Cavendish won the BBC Sports personality of the year the missus turned to me and said "I dont know what all the fuss is about... its only riding a bike!"

Fair comment I thought! (coming from a non rider obviously!)
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In the same way that Lee Westwood (insert other more favoured golfer here) swings a stick.
 
Best thing my ex ever said to me was. Yes I'll divorce you so you dont have to pay, and no I wont touch your pension or payout when you get it as long as I get the furniture. Result!!
 
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