Bournemouth.

It's a party town, opens at 10pm and closes about 4am!
 
I was there on a sunny day a few years ago with work. Plenty of money there, big retirement area, nice place but a pretty small beach from memory. That made me smile as the papers often seem to use a picture of Bournemouth beach on a sunny day, 'phew wot a scorcher '. Get the angle right and it looks rammed with thousands but in reality it is a bit deceptive.
 
I was there on a sunny day a few years ago with work. Plenty of money there, big retirement area, nice place but a pretty small beach from memory. That made me smile as the papers often seem to use a picture of Bournemouth beach on a sunny day, 'phew wot a scorcher '. Get the angle right and it looks rammed with thousands but in reality it is a bit deceptive.
It's 11 miles long! And it's just been voted in the top 20 beaches in the world 😁
 
I remember an old fella get out of a bus at Bondi Beach and proceed to moan to his wife that it had nothing on Bournemouth beach
 
It's 11 miles long! And it's just been voted in the top 20 beaches in the world 😁
Not the bit by the centre, surely not. It didn't look long at all. It may be 11 miles but that is with breaks in, must be 🤔.

Top 20 beaches in the world? They can't have seen many. I can give you plenty in Northumberland, Anglesey, North Wales that make a mockery of Bournemouth.
 
Don't go to Iguanas tonight as my daughter is there with her mates for a birthday bash. Your meal will be ruined with a load of twenty somethings cackling all evening :)
 
Not the bit by the centre, surely not. It didn't look long at all. It may be 11 miles but that is with breaks in, must be 🤔.

Top 20 beaches in the world? They can't have seen many. I can give you plenty in Northumberland, Anglesey, North Wales that make a mockery of Bournemouth.

Bournemouth voted 1st beach in UK, Luskentyre 2nd.

You could not possibly think of two entirely different envoirnments.
The judging criteria must have been seriously weird.:unsure:

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/luskentyre-beach-isle-of-harris.html
 
Not the bit by the centre, surely not. It didn't look long at all. It may be 11 miles but that is with breaks in, must be 🤔.

Top 20 beaches in the world? They can't have seen many. I can give you plenty in Northumberland, Anglesey, North Wales that make a mockery of Bournemouth.
Bournemouth voted 1st beach in UK, Luskentyre 2nd.

You could not possibly think of two entirely different envoirnments.
The judging criteria must have been seriously weird.:unsure:

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/luskentyre-beach-isle-of-harris.html
Hope you have a good time tashy!! ^^^^ these knobs getting salty because someone likes the beach in Bournemouth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣’yes but but but’
 
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