Best first lines...

[Foxholer]

'My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don't Love Jesus'

just shades

'Most of the Folk Who Retire in Florida are Wrinkly and they Walk with a Crutch!' &
'He went to Paris, Searching for Answers to Questions that Bothered Him so'

All by Jimmy Buffett

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times'

First words spoken by who as he walked off the 18th Green?

 

[GB72]

For me it has to be,

I am a one way motorway, I'm the one that drives away and follows you back home....

 

[FairwayDodger]

I'm a gambler and I'm a runner but you knew that as you lay dying.....

 

[GB72]

Mama, take this badge off of me,
I can't use use it anymore.
Getting Dark too dark to see

 

[Lawrence22]

Well I know I miss more than hit, with a face that was launched to sink.

 

[cookelad]

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go

 

[JustOne]

"I get knocked down, but I'll get up again, you're never gonna keep me down....."

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times'

First words spoken by who as he walked off the 18th Green?

Clearly not a particulary literature-minded forum this then...

 

[FairwayDodger]

Clearly not a particulary literature-minded forum this then...

Well it's originally Dickens..... did Craig Stadler quote it?

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Everyone here knows this...

Listen to the wind blow, watch the sun rise

And one of the best songs of the 80s and you all know and love it...

Now - the mist across the window hides the line

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Well it's originally Dickens..... did Craig Stadler quote it?

Indeed CD - and if he played golf he probably would have said this - but which book? (without Google)

 

[FairwayDodger]

Indeed CD - and if he played golf he probably would have said this - but which book? (without Google)

Tale of Two Cities

No google required

 

[Paul_Stewart]

Brilliant, aint heard that in years

"I put my hand down her jeans and nearly lost half me arm"

:rofl:

And I couldn't believe the size of her bum, she used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum
SWEATY BETTY

Need to listen to that album again and soon!

 

[Val]

For me it has to be,

I am a one way motorway, I'm the one that drives away and follows you back home....

First song I ever learned on the accoustic

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go

Second song I learned on the accoustic

 

[SocketRocket]

And she said losing love
Is like a window in your heart
Everybody sees you're blown apart
Everybody sees the wind blow

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[SocketRocket]

OR!

Theres a Rat in my kitchen. What am I gonna do?

 

[GB72]

And I couldn't believe the size of her bum, she used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum
SWEATY BETTY

Need to listen to that album again and soon!

You are not the only one. Will be looking for Beer, Sex Chips and Gravy on Spotify tonight.

 

[Wolfman]

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me !

 

[AmandaJR]

Some good stuff here :thup:

(Not a first line by the way - or not that I know of)!!