Best first lines...

[walshawwhippet]

I'm upper, upper class high society.
Gods gift to ballroom notoriety.

 

[louise_a]

Oh the snot has caked against my pants, it has turned into crystal

 

[FairwayDodger]

I'm upper, upper class high society.
Gods gift to ballroom notoriety.

More AC/DC! They did like their double entendres

 

[walshawwhippet]

More AC/DC! They did like their double entendres

:thup:
I keep the DC next to my box set of carry on films, under i for infamy ..

 

[LanDog]

Start of Caledonia.

Specifically, the Paolo Nutini version. Magic.

 

[Smiffy]

I can't get my winkle out

 

[chrisd]

I can't get my winkle out

I'm not a mod Smiffy, but please repost this on the NHS Direct forum !

 

[JPH]

I am an Antichrist

 

[JPH]

I would post the first line to Ian Dury's Plaistow Patricia but I'd get landed with 5 infractions.....

Look it up if you don't know it!

Amazing songwriter Ian Dury

One of the best

 

[Doon frae Troon]

When you go, will you send me a letter from America.

 

[Rooter]

Son, I’m 30. I only went with your mother because she’s dirty

 

[Snelly]

Morrisey is a grade 1 knob but he had some great opening lines.

"I was happy in the haze of that drunken hour but heaven knows I'm miserable now......"

 

[Imurg]

Morrisey is a grade 1 knob but he had some great opening lines.

"I was happy in the haze of that drunken hour but heaven knows I'm miserable now......"

Now...?
When wasn't he?:rofl:

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Arctic monkeys, flourescent adolescent

Very cleverly worded comments on growing up

Fragger

 

[Snelly]

Warren Zevon is good value too.

"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand, walking through the streets of Soho in the rain...."

 

[Paul_Stewart]

"Well she wore big knickers and she worked on sewage farm ..."

 

[Val]

"Well she wore big knickers and she worked on sewage farm ..."

Brilliant, aint heard that in years

"I put my hand down her jeans and nearly lost half me arm"

:rofl:

 

[BROOKIE]

"theres no tears for a bad guy",written by a canadian songster.

 

[Mattyboy]

Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?:lol:

 

[sydney greenstreet]

Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash.