Baton Down The Hatches

[clubchamp98]

A course near me was recently closed for a day as large numbers of geese were shot.
The geese weren't resident, they flew in each day for feeding and crapping purposes before flying out in the evening.
A mate of mine has well over a dozen geese in his freezer!

I heard they taste awful that’s why nobody kills them!
We had them on our course but they got someone in to shoot them.

 

[harpo_72]

Canada geese and pigeons ... seem to be far too common for my liking.

 

[Slime]

not if he is on his own

Oooh, where do I start with this one?

 

[USER1999]

Apostrophes are so yesterday.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

We had issues with geese, especially around the pond on the 18th and yet in the run up to Royal Ascot week they "mysteriously" disappear to protect the helicopters using the course to land on. They haven't returned this year which is unusual but they are a real pest and their poo on the greens a real nightmare

 

[SocketRocket]

They cleared the Canada Geese with a device called a 'Goosinator' its remote controlled and chases them around, it can also float. Seems to spook them and they then clear off to someone elses course.

 

[jim8flog]

Apostrophes are so yesterday.

but so necessary to give some sentences the meaning you intend (and other punctuation)

Quote Giles Brandreth - "have you eaten Grandma"