Baby on board ????? Nah

Those baby on board signs are pretty pointless IMO. I don't change the way I drive because someone has a snot gobbler in their car. I will however make an exception in this case. Flash my lights, hoot and shout profanities just like you do to all those youngsters who don't know their place.
 
I did see a bumper sticker - designed to subtly get the message to back off that amused me the other day (I was 'filtering' through the stationary traffic with my pencil bag slung on my back) - it said 'You don't scare me - I've got children!'
 
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I did see a bumper sticker - designed to subtly get the message to back off that amused me the other day (I was 'filtering' through the stationary traffic with my pencil bag slung on my back) - it said 'You don't scare me - I've got children!'

2 classics I've seen are:

My brakes Are good, I hope your insurance is

And

Fat Chicka make my exhaust scrape
 
Mmmmmm I now have Bob's Mobile number....wonder what mischief I could get upto with it :whistle:

Screw that, you've got his house phone number. It's highly amusing to send text messages to house numbers at 3am for your target to answer and have to listen to a robot voice saying "klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow... klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim".
 
Those baby on board signs are pretty pointless IMO. I don't change the way I drive because someone has a snot gobbler in their car. I will however make an exception in this case. Flash my lights, hoot and shout profanities just like you do to all those youngsters who don't know their place.


Ye I have never understood that.... Oh I was going to drive into you but you have a baby so I wont. I saw one the other day "grandchild on board" Grrrrrrr!!!!
 
It's highly amusing to send text messages to house numbers at 3am for your target to answer and have to listen to a robot voice saying "klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow... klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim".

Can you make it 4 am tomorrow...just in case I sleep through the alarm.
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Screw that, you've got his house phone number. It's highly amusing to send text messages to house numbers at 3am for your target to answer and have to listen to a robot voice saying "klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow... klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim".

Who came up with that? The are a GENIUS!!

I think there will be a wave of that going around between forum mates for the next few days...
 
I believe the baby on board sign is to alert the rescue services in the event of an accident and not to warn everyone to drive extra carefully. Like a disabled badge I think the sign should only be displayed when the little darling is on board.
 
I believe the baby on board sign is to alert the rescue services in the event of an accident and not to warn everyone to drive extra carefully. Like a disabled badge I think the sign should only be displayed when the little darling is on board.

I say fine all those who don't remove it when the baby is not in the car £60.

Great money spinning idea?

And TBH the thought they are for the emergency services seems unnecessary... surely if they can see that they could see the car seat and those mesh blinds with Whinny the Poo on suckered to the windows. Not to mention the 5 bags of crap needed everywhere the wee bairn goes!
 
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