Are you a ball whisperer?

[Imurg]

Made a great "2-tree" par the other day - our 13th par 5 downhill...

Drove behind the trees on the right, hit said trees with 2nd shot and finished by a trunk
Tried a "Sergio" around the trees but it went straight into the OB woods left, smacked a tree about 30 yards in and rebounded back to the middle of the fairway, 100 yard GW to 3 feet and a simple par putt

Easy game sometimes.....

 

[MashieNiblick]

Oh yes guilty as charged. Mostly "GO! GO!" the odd "Get DOWN!" and the occasional "be right" which I must have picked up from watching too much PGA Tour on Sky.

Wasn't it Trevino who said "You can talk to a fade but a draw won't listen".

 

[Snelly]

Wasn't it Trevino who said "You can talk to a fade but a draw won't listen".

Excellent!


And yes, I give my ball operating instructions after just about every shot.

 

[Hovisbap]

The chorus is particularly relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esC8diclv8U

 

[North Mimms]

I talk to my ball on the green.

"i'd really like you to go in the hole" can be very effective...


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[HomerJSimpson]

Gibbo tried it yesterday but I think he was speaking in tongues

 

[SocketRocket]

Some of mine:

You little Rat of a ball.

Be Lucky.

Come on! Off the bank, off the bank.

70% Air.

Whoooooo Whooooo, thats enough.