toonarmy
Q-School Graduate
Stupidly busy, expensive (£7 a pint on the chance elysee), terrible food (forget what the frenchies think, most of their food you wouldn't give to a dog unless you hated it), mainly due to poor quality meat and an insistence on serving everything next to raw. Toilets are still often a hole in the floor, which in 2011 is unacceptable. The people are rude, and arrogant. The restaurants close at lunch time (same throughout France). Bars have different tariffs on whether you are standing at the bar, sitting but getting your own drinks, or being served at table (beware, if you sit at table the bill can be pretty gobsmacking). Can't get near the Eiffel tower (that said I get vertigo standing on a chair), r the louvre, and did I mention how blommen rude the frenchies are?
Murph - keeping the spirit of travel, appreciation of culture and embracing of difference alive...
...but mostly keeping the spirit of Alf Garnett alive