an old geezer.

[Norrin Radd]

an old geezer decides upon a new idea ,old geezers medical clinic .£500 for a cure and £1000 if not cured.
a Dr Youngfellow see the advert for this and thinks this will be easy money.
he says to the old geezer "i have lost my sense of taste "
old geezer tells his nurse to fetch bottle number 22 and a pippet.he puts three large drops on Dr Youngfellows tongue ,to which he jumps up and says that petrol .
correct says the old geezer you have your sense of taste back,that will be £500
miffed at being beaten Dr Youngfellow decides to return and a few days later he is back.
i have lost my memory he tells the old geezer, who in turn says to his nurse ,fetch bottle number 22 please nurse .Dr Youngfellow jumps up and says no way thats petrol .
you are correct says old geezer that will be your memory back .£500 please.
now the Dr is well peeved ,and he wants his money back ,being that he is now £1000 out of pocket.
again he returns and says im blind i cant see . the old geezer says ,well i cant cure that nurse pass me the money.he then hands over a ten pound note , the Dr says that only a tenner .
correct says the old geezer you have your sight back £500 please.



the moral is just because you are a Youngfellow ,dosent mean you can outsmart an old geezer

 

[Pin-seeker]

Not bad that 👍

 

[Crow]

Or you could switch the names and say:

the moral is just because you are an old geezer, doesn't mean you can outsmart a Youngfellow