Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Played in the mens invitation at Highwoods today. Really nice guy I've known for years invited me to be his guest.
He played out of his boots, I played like a prat.
40 points won it, we ended up with 38.
I must have missed at least 3 putts from 3 feet or less for pars, couldn't putt for toffee.
If I got on a green in regulation I three putted. 12th hole, par 4. 5 Wood nailed down the middle, 9 iron to 6 feet. 3 putted for 1 point. Bollocks.
I feel guilty.
I cost him a win.
I only bloody parred one hole for a 3 pointer.
I'm giving this poxy game up.
He played out of his boots, I played like a prat.
40 points won it, we ended up with 38.
I must have missed at least 3 putts from 3 feet or less for pars, couldn't putt for toffee.
If I got on a green in regulation I three putted. 12th hole, par 4. 5 Wood nailed down the middle, 9 iron to 6 feet. 3 putted for 1 point. Bollocks.
I feel guilty.
I cost him a win.
I only bloody parred one hole for a 3 pointer.
I'm giving this poxy game up.