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Martinez.

Our lovely new paths

Oh, behave. The overturned red card at the weekend was his first as a United player. A lot of things Fernandes may be, but a walking...

He can't be held responsible for poor officiating. His red from the weekend has already been rescinded.

The defender was not endangered, he just cheated.

Not really sure what to make of that game. Good going forward but shambolic at the back. All things considered, not a bad point.

That's why

No it wasn't.

He never touched the cheating bugger who went down holding his head.

Opponents' goal difference?

Not sure, but a foot long turkey sandwich at Subway is about nine bucks. Here in America, we measure our food in feet and have the...

It's now just getting funny.