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United look vulnerable every time Porto have the ball in our half. Ultimately this is a game where the team with the least poor defence...

This won't end well.

It was just a matter of time. :mad:

I pay them peanuts already.

Oh, the squirrels are on strike!

I played this afternoon, of a fashion! I lost two balls in my first three shots of the day. Only finished five holes on the front side...

1 hr until Man Utd kick off

Actually, Tashy, it's Great Britain, not great Braitain. Just saying. :whistle:;)(y)

Me 🙋‍♂️

A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning: "My dear wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs...

I hope not.

being frustratingly close to joining the HIO club, bang on length, but 1 foot to the left this morning....the wait goes on.

Not really sure how that's funny, but you crack on. (y)