You've won the lottery

[Spoff]

I'd give half to the wife, ask her to move out and then I would have the perfect house and £5m to waste

You'd give her £5m? you must love her very much

I send her out to buy the ticket so it's only fair really.

 

[nmartyn]

i'd convince my mate back home in Cornwall to let me turn his dad's farm into a top notch golf course overlooking the sea.
they've got the land.... just needs his arm twisting

oh and maybe a nice 3bed house with a view, nothing too flash!