Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
You are saying that there must be something wrong with the telly when trying to change channels with the phone.
{Not me but Dame Doon}
{Not me but Dame Doon}
You know you are getting old when............
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Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
With the number of remote controls we have and a phone that could easily pass for one - it doesn't surprise me 1 bit
We have so many remotes for various things I genuinely haven't got a clue which does what with the exception of the telly
We have so many remotes for various things I genuinely haven't got a clue which does what with the exception of the telly
pokerjoke
Money List Winner
You know when your getting old when,every bone in your body aches.
Im only 46 for christ sake
Im only 46 for christ sake
kev_off_the_tee
Journeyman Pro
I've got a Sony Xperia s mobile and I can control my Sony tv using it. It really annoys the missus when she thinks she has all of the remotes 
Fader
Tour Winner
You know your getting old when....
You put on a Cardigan and start thinking this looks good...
You find yourself buying a bag of sweets in the corner shop in the morning and realise school kids are doing the same and makes you wonder does buying these make me look suspicious.
Your out on a night with the lads and your the only one in the queue to get in that isn't asked for I.D but instead told don't you think this place is a bit young for you.
Your on the same night out and chatting to a lass and think "should I ask her for I.D"
** And this one actually happened to me... Your on a night out and a young girl comes upto you and says "you were in the same class at school as my mum, i've seen the pictures".
You put on a Cardigan and start thinking this looks good...
You find yourself buying a bag of sweets in the corner shop in the morning and realise school kids are doing the same and makes you wonder does buying these make me look suspicious.
Your out on a night with the lads and your the only one in the queue to get in that isn't asked for I.D but instead told don't you think this place is a bit young for you.
Your on the same night out and chatting to a lass and think "should I ask her for I.D"
** And this one actually happened to me... Your on a night out and a young girl comes upto you and says "you were in the same class at school as my mum, i've seen the pictures".
Captainron
Big Hitting, South African Sweary Person
You know you're getting old when you think you have 'it' and then they change what 'it' is. Damn kids these days.....
CliveW
Tour Winner
.... You know you're getting old when you post on a Golf Forum about having the 'flu jab! :mmm:
....when someone who you think is middle aged gets off their chair to offer it to you!!!!!
MadAdey
Money List Winner
You know your getting old when.............................................
Your usual golf group tees off at 7 in the morning so you can get home to do a bit of gardening and you dream of owning a full set of brand new Ping.......
Your usual golf group tees off at 7 in the morning so you can get home to do a bit of gardening and you dream of owning a full set of brand new Ping.......
bobmac
Major Champion
.......when you walk into a clothes shop full of young girls trying on skimpy clothing and all you can think of is "TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN"
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
You get your first pair of reading glasses.
chrisd
Major Champion
jammydodger
Tour Winner
You know you're getting old when every time you sit down these strange noises come out of your mouth....aarrghhh , oooohhhhh thats better etc etc
Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
...........your club champion was born in 1995.
You see a series of scantily clad young ladies walking though the town on a chilly evening and your first thought is they might be cold
Shaunmg
Head Pro
1. When a new member of the seniors section looks young
2. When you can’t pick ball out of cup without farting.
3. You take 5 minutes searching for your tee peg
4. Or you tie castle tee pegs together with string
5. You win the seniors monthly medal on net 75
6. You have a ball retriever fitted on the end of your putter
7. You forget to charge your cart battery up, again!
8. You blame bad shots on your arthritis
9. And finally you haven’t got a flecking clue what a flecking Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 is
2. When you can’t pick ball out of cup without farting.
3. You take 5 minutes searching for your tee peg
4. Or you tie castle tee pegs together with string
5. You win the seniors monthly medal on net 75
6. You have a ball retriever fitted on the end of your putter
7. You forget to charge your cart battery up, again!
8. You blame bad shots on your arthritis
9. And finally you haven’t got a flecking clue what a flecking Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 is
bladeplayer
Money List Winner
When you say something to your kids & realise you sound like your parents did ..
When your work takes on an aprentice & your longer working there than he is alive ..
When your invited to your younger siblings kids 18th/21st ..
When you know the words to all the songs in the golden hour radio show ..
When you can name the bands & the presenter on the TOTP re runs ..
when you use the words "in my day"
When your work takes on an aprentice & your longer working there than he is alive ..
When your invited to your younger siblings kids 18th/21st ..
When you know the words to all the songs in the golden hour radio show ..
When you can name the bands & the presenter on the TOTP re runs ..
when you use the words "in my day"
MadAdey
Money List Winner
you look in the mirror and you see what appears to be Bob looking back at you................
Whereditgo
Journeyman Pro
Your idea of an 'all nighter' is not having to get up to go to the loo!
MegaSteve
Tour Winner
You know you are old when you wake up in the morning and the 'old chap' is not stood to full attention ...
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