Yeah, Right

[CrapHacker]

I go away for a few days R&R and come back to over 3000 posts to catch up on.

2nd post I read is from Homer saying how quiet it's been .

Anyway, I'm in a bit of a pickle - either quit my job and spend the next 2 weeks just catching up, or maybe get a life and assume some of the 3000 are not worthy ( as if that were ever possible )

So can someone give me a potted resume of what I've been missing.

Cheers

 

[jammydodger]

Hope you had a nice refreshing time mate. Anyhows youre lucky really cos there was one massive thread that got deleted by the moderators so thats saved you reading about 400 entrys

Apart from that some peoples swings are crap some arent so crap , some new people have joined. A few rules queries , some new kit arrived , aome good rounds played along with a lot more bad ones. Homer got some stick and didnt like it , some people dont like juniors competing with adults and taking a bit of money off them.....over to the next person..

 

[bobmac]

Gordon Brown is the new prime minister
Elvis is still dead
There's a new guy on tour called Macillroy
Ping have brought out a new range of clubs
And Jaguar have brought out the new XF (car porn)

 

[USER1999]

Not from the front it isn't.

 

[JustOne]

Hi Clive, nice to see you back.
I actually phoned your mobile a couple of times on Saturday and got your answerphone - let's catch up some time soon, hope you had a good break.

James.

 

[Smiffy]

Murph still only likes Titleist gear

 

[bobmac]

I'm guessing that somewhere on this site it says how many posts there have been since your last visit.
Can anyone tell me where it is please?

 

[Ken_A]

I'm guessing that somewhere on this site it says how many posts there have been since your last visit.
Can anyone tell me where it is please?

The numbers in brackets when you get to the main fourm page

IE

The lounge 33966 (451) - this shows the lounge has 3396 posts and 451 from your last visit.

easy as that - now teach me this golf thingie please.

 

[Ken_A]

Hope you had a nice refreshing time mate. Anyhows youre lucky really cos there was one massive thread that got deleted by the moderators so thats saved you reading about 400 entrys

Apart from that some peoples swings are crap some arent so crap , some new people have joined. A few rules queries , some new kit arrived , aome good rounds played along with a lot more bad ones. Homer got some stick and didnt like it , some people dont like juniors competing with adults and taking a bit of money off them.....over to the next person..

Thats about it

 

[Twire]

I'm guessing that somewhere on this site it says how many posts there have been since your last visit.
Can anyone tell me where it is please?

When you log onto the main index, the unread post and thread count is in brackets.

 

[Sneds]

Pfffff x

 

[haplesshacker]

One of the guys I play with has the XF. I've got to agree with Murph. Not pretty from the front, but it gets better the nearer you get to the rear. Not unlike a girl.......too far!!

 

[theeaglehunter]

I hadn't check in for a while, until the other day and also came back to a huge amount of posts. It seems I missed something which generated a lot of interest, but is actually very unimportant so no worries there. I'm sure skipping through the pages I did miss some good posts but hey I can't read them all, unfortunately.

 

[CrapHacker]

Hope you had a nice refreshing time mate. Anyhows youre lucky really cos there was one massive thread that got deleted by the moderators so thats saved you reading about 400 entrys

Apart from that some peoples swings are crap some arent so crap , some new people have joined. A few rules queries , some new kit arrived , aome good rounds played along with a lot more bad ones. Homer got some stick and didnt like it , some people dont like juniors competing with adults and taking a bit of money off them.....over to the next person..

Great time away from work, thanks. Some sunny days, but it rained a bit this last week, so I got some time in front of the mirror with a stick, working on a new idea for the downswing transition - all I need now is a round to try out my new swingthought. In theory I'll be off scratch by Xmas

Or maybe not, .

Not too worried about the roolz - I make them up as I go along anyway,

Hi to all the new guys and gals.

I'm sure Homer is man enough to handle a bit of stick - I've seen video of his swing, if not the real thing, eh

It's good to be back.

 

[CrapHacker]

Elvis is the new prime minister

Wow, I sure missed some stuff then

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Very true, but still here and going nowhere and hopefully will still be contributing to GM

 

[CrapHacker]

Dont forget that homer stood down as Forum King!

Nah. Homer will always be the king.

 

[clubchamp07]

Dont forget that homer stood down as Forum King!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Don't think so!!! Just some guy that posts regularly and was lucky enough to edit the forum pages for a while. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[CrapHacker]

Don't think so!!! Just some guy that posts regularly and was lucky enough to edit the forum pages for a while. Nothing more, nothing less.

But with an extra 7500 posts compared with my pathetic offering means something in my book.

( And everyone as interesting as the last )