Worst Songs And Videos From The 1980s

[Neilds]

I don't like to end a thread in one post but this is the worst of all time on so many levels.

It may be, but as it was released in 1976 it makes it ineligible for this thread ?

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

It may be, but as it was released in 1976 it makes it ineligible for this thread ?

I mean, never mind the feeble ?? moves, we remember these, but what the..is that set - giants worms or something…

 

[Crow]

It may be, but as it was released in 1976 it makes it ineligible for this thread ?

Sorry, didn't read the full title.
Damn, I've subjected so many people to unnecessary painful memories.

 

[Pin-seeker]

B52s Love shack

 

[Orikoru]

B52s Love shack

I much prefer this version.

 

[Voyager EMH]

Number 1 for six weeks and the biggest selling single of 1989

Here are the entire lyrics (the lines are merely repeated over and over)

Woh-oh gotta get up
And time won't take my love away

You're such a hot temptation!
You just walk right in
Thank you baby
Just don't move

'Cause you ride on time
Let me tell you
What you do to me

THIS IS UTTER GARBAGE

 

[Beezerk]

Number 1 for six weeks and the biggest selling single of 1989

Here are the entire lyrics (the lines are merely repeated over and over)

Woh-oh gotta get up
And time won't take my love away

You're such a hot temptation!
You just walk right in
Thank you baby
Just don't move

'Cause you ride on time
Let me tell you
What you do to me

THIS IS UTTER GARBAGE

It was a classic in it’s day though, absolute floor filling banger.
I’m not really sure that lyrics matter in dance music, it’s all about the vibe ?

 

[Orikoru]

Bit harsh that. Classic dance tune. That "WOOOH OH!" part is iconic.

 

[Voyager EMH]

At last - some decent disagreement - more please!

 

[Voyager EMH]

Has anybody got a good word to say about this pile of poo that got to number 1?

 

[Imurg]

Now you're just being plain nasty......

 

[Voyager EMH]

Now you're just being plain nasty......

That's the spirit.

 

[Pin-seeker]

I much prefer this version.

?

 

[4LEX]

Number 1 for six weeks and the biggest selling single of 1989

Here are the entire lyrics (the lines are merely repeated over and over)

Woh-oh gotta get up
And time won't take my love away

You're such a hot temptation!
You just walk right in
Thank you baby
Just don't move

'Cause you ride on time
Let me tell you
What you do to me

THIS IS UTTER GARBAGE

This is a classic!

Dance music has never had great lyrics. All about the beat.

 

[HampshireHog]

Xmas no 1 in 1982

 

[PhilTheFragger]

I don't like to end a thread in one post but this is the worst of all time on so many levels.

Nick Mate, this was the 70's, thread is about the 80's, get with the programme buddy

Ok Worst song ever ...... Tarzan Boy by Baltimora just truly awful, makes my ears hurt

 

[backwoodsman]

This takes some beating, surely ?

 

[backwoodsman]

I'll also offer you Paul McCartney & the Frog Chorus. God alone knows what the man who wrote Hey Jude & Yesterday was thinking ...

 

[Voyager EMH]

oo-er missus

 

[Blue in Munich]

How could anyone forget the Anfield Crap?