Why golf is better than......

[birdieman]

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the 'sweet spot'.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex...

#1... When your equipment gets old - you can replace it.

 

[The23rdman]

Dude, if you think golf is better than sex you're doing it wrong.

 

[birdieman]

.....according to David Letterman!

 

[minty18]

Dude, if you think golf is better than sex you're doing it wrong.

Doing which one wrong? Golf or Sex?

 

[CarpeDiem]

Playing of 5, so it's not the golf

 

[Herbie]

Im always too tired to play golf I do it that often

 

[Macster]

What is this 'sex' you speak of ?

 

[Cernunnos]

tbh I think I'd rather play golf, even a bad round these days. Not that I'd turn down a good offer of the other either.

 

[vig]

What the F***????

Not in my book!

 

[USER1999]

I think I have forgotten how good either of them are.

Anyone for scrabble?

 

[Cernunnos]

Think I might have a triple word score

or maybe Cludo...

...Professor Plum in the Conservatory with the 7 iron

 

[mono217]

really good