What's your most annoying song?

To be honest I find life is too short as you can just switch them off. If anything it would be pointless cover versions that add nothing to the original.
 
It is a common fact that every UK woman knows all the words of this song by the time she is 19.

Mine is that current one that says "lets Marvin Gaye and get it on".

Listen to that song and tell me it shouldn't be in the final scene in a Shrek movie when Shrek and his bird have a dance.

Oh, that song is so bloody irritating.
 
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anything by adele
that bloody annoying bryan adams thing that went on for what seemed like years
that bloody annoying thing that drip drip drip did that went on for even more bloody years
anything by u2
anything by the beatle wannabees, oasis
 
The real reason for this thread is so we can compile "Now that's what I call Golf Monthly" - all of these great songs and many more .... just in time for Christmas :-)
 
All the songs Aviici *spelling* has released, basic, tacky Europop tripe for the masses!
Anything by Boyzone, Ronan Keating is just a modern day club singer!
Anything by The Beatles, childish melodies with a sprinkle of latter career pretentious guff!
Mid tempo crap pub band blues, then again that's more a music genre than a specific song :D
 
Two nominations from me

The Cranberries - Zombie, such an annoying shrill mess

Coldplay - Yellow - Cheer up for gawds sake! (the video just makes it more annoying)
 
All the songs Aviici *spelling* has released, basic, tacky Europop tripe for the masses!
Anything by Boyzone, Ronan Keating is just a modern day club singer!
Anything by The Beatles, childish melodies with a sprinkle of latter career pretentious guff!
Mid tempo crap pub band blues, then again that's more a music genre than a specific song :D


Judging the Beatles music with the value of hindsight or alongside any music since is a bit futile for me as, I would guess, it was groundbreaking at the time as there wasn't much like it around. Some of it does look simple in comparison to what has come along since but that would be like saying the Model T Ford was rubbish cos it was basic compared to what we drive now.
 
Anything by Spandau Ballet and forghorn Hadley.

Worst are Gold and True. Makes me cringe just writing the words. Also, the thought that they get even more money every time they are aired....
 
Any Spice Girls song. Just awful. They couldn't sing, any of them.

U2 - All of them

Any song by a female vocalist where they go up and down the octave range, vocal gymnastics is the phrase used. Male vocalists don't do it, before I get the usual suspects having a bash, but Mariah Carey et al seem to think it is compulsory in every song. It's not, it's just painful.
 
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