What's your excuse?

[bobmac]

You've just finished a rubbish round of golf and someone asks you how you got on.
What's the best excuse you've used/heard for a bad day's golf?

One of my favourites is
"I've played a lot of golf this week and my clubs were tired"

 

[Imurg]

I've been to sleep since I played last and I've forgotten how to play....

 

[StrangelyBrown]

I was gagging on a pint.

 

[need_my_wedge]

What other excuse could there be...........?

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[Bratty]

I was playing with Smiffy!

 

[G1BB0]

I've got an ear infection

 

[One Planer]

I've got an ear infection

 

[pokerjoke]

Players who say theve played rubbish because "there all golfed out" or "ive played too much this week".

 

[USER1999]

The grass was cut the wrong way.

 

[Oddsocks]

because i couldnt swing a cat.... let alone a club.

last week was the first time in a long while that when i was addressing the ball i had no idea where it would actually finish.

 

[Whee]

"my game fell to bits when my daughter phoned, telling me my son had set fire to the oven"

 

[Region3]

I had one of those days Tuesday. It was very windy but I just felt like I'd forgotten how to hit the ball.

I have no idea why. Just hoping it's all forgotten the next time I play.

 

[GB72]

Because I sobered up half way round....

 

[HRC99]

I poked myself in the eye trying to use this V-Easy contraption and it affected my depth perception.

 

[G1BB0]

I poked myself in the eye trying to use this V-Easy contraption and it affected my depth perception.

they should come with a health warning, does Bob have liability insurance if a child loses a finger or something?

 

[Alex1975]

"I had alot of fun"

 

[full_throttle]

I tend to make my excuses before I get to the first tee.

 

[Owen_Thomas_14]

"Im sh*t at golf"... what i use

 

[Mattyboy]

I often use: my swing was out of sync - my body was not waiting for the turn of my lager gut............

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I'm crap and played crappier than normal