PeterPumpkinEater
Head Pro
Heard this one at the weekend and made me think a bit. 
If you had to give up Golf or Sex what would it be?
If you had to give up Golf or Sex what would it be?
What would you rather give up? (Over 16's only)
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Addict
Newbie
Re: What would you rather give up?
golf without a doubt
golf without a doubt
DelB
Journeyman Pro
Re: What would you rather give up?
I think it would be harder to give up golf, as that's something the wife actually lets me do on a regular basis!!
I think it would be harder to give up golf, as that's something the wife actually lets me do on a regular basis!!
KeefG
Journeyman Pro
Re: What would you rather give up?
Golf without a shadow of a doubt!!!
Although I really love golf, it is in no way a good enough substitute for sex
Golf without a shadow of a doubt!!!
Although I really love golf, it is in no way a good enough substitute for sex
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Re: What would you rather give up?
You mean there's a choice? Damn, wish I had found that out years ago.
You mean there's a choice? Damn, wish I had found that out years ago.
Spoff
Tour Rookie
Re: What would you rather give up?
By giving up sex and continuing to play golf you still get both.
There are plenty of hookers on the courses I play
By giving up sex and continuing to play golf you still get both.
There are plenty of hookers on the courses I play
madandra
Money List Winner
Re: What would you rather give up?
Golf course or intercourse ?????????????????
Sorry, but until I am too old to do the deed I would give up golf on the understanding I got jiggy for 4 hours on a Saturday and a few fly half hours 3 evenings a week and the odd 2 rounder in the summer.
Golf course or intercourse ?????????????????
Sorry, but until I am too old to do the deed I would give up golf on the understanding I got jiggy for 4 hours on a Saturday and a few fly half hours 3 evenings a week and the odd 2 rounder in the summer.
Gustavo
Head Pro
Re: What would you rather give up?
Personally I'd give up golf for sex if I could still go out twice a week for 9 hole sessions, and then have 18 holes over 4 and a half hours on a Sunday
Personally I'd give up golf for sex if I could still go out twice a week for 9 hole sessions, and then have 18 holes over 4 and a half hours on a Sunday
Macster
Journeyman Pro
Re: What would you rather give up?
Its a good question !!
Assuming it was the same criteria, it would be a no-brainer.....
ie.
I could play whenever I wanted,....
With whoever I wanted........
A quick 4/5 holes or
a 4hr Full Round and Beer afterwards....
and of course....its always tough to choose......
Back Nine or Front 9.......
Actually, thinking about it.......I seem to have given up Sex anyway !!
This is amusing...
http://bl.net/forwards/bedgolf.html
Its a good question !!
Assuming it was the same criteria, it would be a no-brainer.....
ie.
I could play whenever I wanted,....
With whoever I wanted........
A quick 4/5 holes or
a 4hr Full Round and Beer afterwards....
and of course....its always tough to choose......
Back Nine or Front 9.......
Actually, thinking about it.......I seem to have given up Sex anyway !!
This is amusing...
http://bl.net/forwards/bedgolf.html
bobmac
Major Champion
Re: What would you rather give up?
A slight change if i may..........
Give up Rugby or sex?
Give up sex every time.
Where else can you play for 40 minutes each way and get a marching band at half time
A slight change if i may..........
Give up Rugby or sex?
Give up sex every time.
Where else can you play for 40 minutes each way and get a marching band at half time
TurfEater
Hacker
Re: What would you rather give up?
At least I can sneak out and not let my wife know how much golf I play. Then again, she does encourage me to go and hit a few balls, all the time!
At least I can sneak out and not let my wife know how much golf I play. Then again, she does encourage me to go and hit a few balls, all the time!
haplesshacker
Money List Winner
Re: What would you rather give up?
Class!
You beat me to it!
However nowhere in the question does it say anything about the wife! Could the question be clarified before I answer please!!
I think it would be harder to give up golf, as that's something the wife actually lets me do on a regular basis!!
Class!
You beat me to it!
However nowhere in the question does it say anything about the wife! Could the question be clarified before I answer please!!
Putting_Green_Pro
Q-School Graduate
Re: What would you rather give up?
hmmmm you old guys are sick haha you shouldnt even being talking about this you are too old lmao
hmmmm you old guys are sick haha you shouldnt even being talking about this you are too old lmao
vig
Tour Winner
Re: What would you rather give up?
Pete
Send me a PM and i will explain to you what sex is!!
Schooling these days makes me so angry. why doesn't he know about it at 16.
There are 18 holes on a golf course but given the ultimatum..................................................................Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Could I play with a lady every day?
I just can't choose..... ok GOLF!
Pete
Send me a PM and i will explain to you what sex is!!
Schooling these days makes me so angry. why doesn't he know about it at 16.
There are 18 holes on a golf course but given the ultimatum..................................................................Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Could I play with a lady every day?
I just can't choose..... ok GOLF!
Handycap
Assistant Pro
Re: What would you rather give up?
Looks like I'd be in big trouble; you can't play at my course if you're not wearing sox.
Looks like I'd be in big trouble; you can't play at my course if you're not wearing sox.
Herbie
Tour Winner
Re: What would you rather give up?
I would give up sex on the days I play golf and give up golf when my hands were sore
I would give up sex on the days I play golf and give up golf when my hands were sore
GB72
Money List Winner
Re: What would you rather give up?
Pretty realistic question this one, if I spend too much time playing golf then my wife makes me give up sex (by sending me to the spare room)
Pretty realistic question this one, if I spend too much time playing golf then my wife makes me give up sex (by sending me to the spare room)
Putting_Green_Pro
Q-School Graduate
Re: What would you rather give up?
from what haahaa
hands were sore
from what haahaa
Timberbonce
Head Pro
Re: What would you rather give up?
If i even hint at sex my missus does a real good impression of that monkey in the photo in the out of bounds section....
.......Mind you that because i look like that monkey
If i even hint at sex my missus does a real good impression of that monkey in the photo in the out of bounds section....
.......Mind you that because i look like that monkey
KeefG
Journeyman Pro
Re: What would you rather give up?
Now you come to mention it fella, there is an uncanny resemblance isnt there?
Now you come to mention it fella, there is an uncanny resemblance isnt there?
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