Valentines day

In the word of the great donkey philosopher - HEEEEE HAWWWW.

She's lucky if she gets a birthday pressie these days. I actively avoid her on the 14th incase she wants to "do it". yyyeeeuuuccchhh, makes my spine shiver
 
We agreed to do nothing again this year, then the in laws rock up and say they are having the kids and have paid or a Mel out or us. Sweet free steak dinner for me!
 
i buy a red rose box of chocky's and take the love of my life out for a gourmet meal,we then go to a hotel and make love for hours falling asleep in each others arms,i get up take a shower and normally go home to the misses
 
The missus is on night shifts Sunday, Monday and Tuesday so Valentines day is out! Taking her out for dinner on Saturday night. Might even try and push my luch......:mmm:
 
Hopefully holding hands and being dead soppy.... I'll be just out of theatre after having a nasty lump removed, and high on some lovely drugs. It'll be a cheap evening if nowt else...
 
I hate it and tell my tart it's valentines day everyday but she falls for the bullshit and enjoys it all.

I don't buy her flowers because they're not worth the money but she'll get a box of chocolates and a card.
 
Marriage is just a process to establish who you really want to be with! :whistle:



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Seriously though card and meal in no doubt. It was more fun when you were younger:smirk:
 
I love everyone, barr grumpy old Tom and Patrick who proofed out of Machrihanish!

Happy Valentines Day to you all.

Love thecraw.
 
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