Unlucky first ever stableford

Took my little one as my caddie over the weekend. He was not playing. One of the players topped his driver to about 100y... it hardly took off. Out of nowhere a squirrel decided that it would be a good idea to dart across the fairway. The ball brushed his tail as we watched the whole thing in slow motion. Now my son thinks that this is part of golf..
 
Playing at Parkstone a few years ago and whilst putting out on the 16th green a sparrow hawk took out a pigeon in mid air. They both landed on the green where the unlucky pigeon was then ripped to shreds.
 
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