Thought of the day

[ColchesterFC]

If you make something idiot proof pretty soon a higher quality idiot will come along to prove you wrong.

 

[Golfmmad]

There ain't nothing I wouldn't do for my wife -
And there ain't nothing my wife wouldn't do for me -
So we end up doing bugger all for each other!

 

[GreiginFife]

If you make something idiot proof pretty soon a higher quality idiot will come along to prove you wrong.

Evolution, can't fight it.

 

[SocketRocket]

If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a Woman is silent in a forest should a man be wondering how he offended her.

 

[Fade and Die]

Mars is the only known planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

In the book of life, the answers are not in the back ?

 

[stefanovic]

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery.

 

[Voyager EMH]

Just left the forest. Nothing to report, sorry.

 

[Deleted member 16999]

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Don’t eat yellow snow ?

 

[Blue in Munich]

 

[Hobbit]

 

[Voyager EMH]

I love you.

 

[Voyager EMH]

...no, not you. I was talking to my golf clubs.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

If it wasn’t for marriage, men and women would have to argue with strangers.

note: applies equally to other forms of partnership.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

It may be a small world but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it...

 

[williamalex1]

Why is there only one Monopolies commission

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

We cannot see round the corner of life - live in the time we can see.

 

[Crazyface]

Why does grated cheese taste so much better than sliced?

 

[williamalex1]

Why does grated cheese taste so much better since sliced bread?

Sorted that for you mate