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I've just seen & heard another three on television.

Lemar Loveless, Lance Laurent, Trave Dyce and Duran Wright. All convicted of smuggling guns and drugs into London after swearing their alleigance to Queen and country when enlisting in our army, *******s.
Sports correspondents who use the word 'stadiums' as the plural of stadium, NO, THAT'S WRONG!
The word wintry is a word that I just won't accept. It should be wintery, with an e in it. If the weather gets hot and sunny it's described as 'summery', not summry.

I'm going for a lie down..............................

Slime.
 
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I have noticed lately that words ending with "ies" like "babies" are being pronounced as "ees" as in "Baybees" I alway thought it was "Baybis"

Maybe I have always pronounced it wrong? I'll get me anorak.
 
Slime said:
My dad used to play for Sutton United!


What about their supporters who have been to a game? Do you feel the love?


What about Man Utd fans from just outside Guildford who have been to OT?


Slime.

P.S. I am NOT a Man Utd supporter.
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Are you sure, could have sworn you were. You'd better check in the mirror. If not,who?
 
Slime said:
My dad used to play for Sutton United!


What about their supporters who have been to a game? Do you feel the love?


What about Man Utd fans from just outside Guildford who have been to OT?


Slime.

P.S. I am NOT a Man Utd supporter.
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Still got no time for glory seekers!
 
Drivers who deliberately get in the wrong lane, because they think it's faster, and then get mad when you don't let them back in. Mirror, signal, manoeuvre, not manoeuvre, signal, gesture.

Saw a van driver get a right kicking yesterday. Yep, he deserved it.
 
Few more:-

Hangovers
Restaurants that claim to have an excellent reputation, only to be awful
Man sized portions that wouldn't fill a new born
Chick flicks
The use of the phrase 'chick flick'
People who pick their nose and wipe it on the urinal wall, dirty <beep beep beep beep>
When it's sunny when I'm on call and can't get on the course
When it's raining when I'm not on call and the course is waterlogged
Harry Redknapp (aka melty face)
Smug people
Cabbage
Cauliflower Cheese
Deep pan pizza
Gin
 
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Restaurants that have Apple Pie on their menu, only to find out that it's actually Apple and Cinnamon Pie. I HATE cinnamon.
People who, like, use the word 'like' too often.
People who can't use an apostrophe correctly.
People who can't be bothered to check what they have written.
Mark (I love Tiger) Roe.
Rickie Fowler.
Slush.
Onions.
Pasta.
Pizza.
Custard.
Ketchup.
Garlic.
Curry.
Chilli.
Chinese food.
Cola.
Mushrooms.
Kidney.
White wine.
People who drive too slowly. In fact, people who do anything too slowly.
Sea sickness.
Federer & Nadal.
Serena Williams.
Lewis Hamilton.
Horse racing.
Snooker.
Basketball.
Swimming.
Adults who cycle side by side.
Cyclists not wearing helmets.


To be continued...............................

Slime.
 
Thatcher and her millionaire cronies
David "we're in this together" Cameron, says him as he goes on his £10k a week holiday!
Tories
Self service checkouts, 6 tills in 2 lanes at 1/5th of the cost of people.
The football press and there blatant agenda's against certain clubs and managers.
The FA, spineless.....
Sam Allardyce and his massive head
Kelvin Mckenzie
Selfish and ignorant people
Mushrooms.
Slow play
Religious groups knocking at your door, if I want to know about your religion I'll come to your hall now frigg off!
 
Dodger said:
The Rangers,everyone and everything to do with them.

That is all.:whoo:
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Dont you start for gawds sake.

Hybrids
chippers
Rubber cone tees (you know the ones, three of them, different heights and tied together with string)...
People who barely talk on the course when in your fourball, horrible.
Course closures...two saturdays wasted sitting around the house on ebay or looking after the kids..
 
Slime said:
Positive. They are my favourite club, but, as I rarely see them anymore, I don't regard myself as a supporter. I do regard myself as a pedant though ;).

Slime.
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I thought so, you charlatan.

You are a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma code machine.

I would call you a Man U "follower" then.
 
OK then.....

Racists
Misogynists
Homophobes
Rugger Buggers
Religion
Peas
Drivers who don't give cyclists room
Covers of classic rock tracks set to dance beats
Stag/Hen groups
Alec Salmond
Former sports stars (not golfers) presenting golf coverage
Jar Jar Binks
Working for a living
Endless Pointless Tram Works
Non-duelled bits of the A9
Facebook
Plumbers
English Sports Commentators
People who don't rake bunkers
Chuggers
Commentators who talk about players as if there are several of them ("the Gerards and the Lampards")

It's quite therapeutic this!
 
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