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Idiots who vote labour, because their dad did.

Gordon brown.
Tony Blair.

Two of the biggest criminals out there.

And red ken, the newt fancier.

Cally golf balls.
BMW drivers, mrs excepted, may be.
Diesel prices.
People who can't park.
People who park forwards, rather than reverse in.
People who reverse up slip roads, especially when there is a round about half a mile down the road.
Money supermarket adverts.
Rum.
Dogs.
Dog owners.
Grab loader drivers.
Snow.
Ten minute jobs that take hours.
People who play better golf than me, but have horror golf swings.
Draw biased drivers.
Small cars.
Spurs.
Liverpool.
Tony pullis,
 
Potholes
Potholes
Potholes
Know-nothing Bozo's that take weeks to fill potholes

Apparently, as I heard on the radio a couple of years back, when you get a pothole you have 7 days to plug it. After that you have to replace the tarmac 5 metres in each direction to stop the moisture building up and cracking the road at the first frost. If you don't, within 6 weeks the pothole's back.

7 days - think it's more like 7 weeks around here.
 
Khamelion said:
Was waiting for that one, took 13 pages but it finally arrived.
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I read thru every page to make sure :D

My golf pal Gaz is an exception haha








And it's tongue in cheek to you other mackems :ears:
 
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Wildrover said:
I always drive straight in at the supermarket or the golf club as it makes it a damn sight easier to get to the boot. Oh and I also vote Labour (but not because my Dad did).
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Sure, but some of the idiots I work with shuffle back and forth 6 or so times, when you could drive past, and reverse in, simples. Why? They have nothing in the boot. They are idiots, and are there to be despised. Or shot. I don't mind which. My viewing record so far is seventeen shuffles.
 
murphthemog said:
Sure, but some of the idiots I work with shuffle back and forth 6 or so times, when you could drive past, and reverse in, simples. Why? They have nothing in the boot. They are idiots, and are there to be despised. Or shot. I don't mind which. My viewing record so far is seventeen shuffles.
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Watching people trying to reverse into a space when it's blindingly obvious they haven't got a clue what tbey're doing keeps me amused during lunchtime. Almost always park up in Tesco and just watch.......Jaw-droppingly good fun..Last week someone spent 10 minutes trying to "park", when they finally managed it they realised they couldn't get out as their car was too big for the space.....
Quality Entertainment.
 
People who use the self-service tills at supermarkets when they have a trolley full of shopping. They then take 10 times as long and block up the tills - just use the fracking checkouts as normal.
 
The depressing fact that society has fractured so much that an extra minute waiting here or there seems to provoke so much anger and vitriol. Especially when driving. People seem to spell "tolerance" with 4 letters these days.
 
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