Things/People/Teams/Anything you dislike

1. The slow irreversible decline of civilisation.
2. Football media commentators who refer to cheating as "gamesmanship". He didn't earn his team a penalty, he cheated for it..
3. Lord Coe
4. Lord Coe
5. Lord Coe
6. Organised religion (mostly)
7. Lord Coe.
 
Kim Schmitz aka Kim Dotcom
Gottfried Svartholm
Peter Sunde
Fredrik Neij

All of their ilk and supporters...
After first having their 'bits' removed should be placed in cells and the keys to be thrown away....
Feeling in a generous mood today as I normally wish for far worse ends for them...
 
Chris Moyles
Middle lane drivers
John Terry
Jim White of Scotsport infamy (sky sports news these days)
Charlie Nicholas (Aberdeen spell apart)

Sure there'd be more if I could be bothered to think about it!
 
Barry Nolan...... no idea who he is, but I get at least 5 phone calls a week on the house phone from credit agencies asking to speak with him. When I try to get my number removed from their list, they either promise to do it or hang up.....and then carry on calling my number.....

People who step off an escalator and stop to look around without thinking about the people needing to get off coming up/down behind them.

People who carry umbrella's and swing them when walking with out any thought for the people in front or behind.

Drivers who don't pull out of the slow lane (when they can) to let cars on from the slip road.

Drivers who pull out from a side road in front of you really fast, then slow down to 20 mph forcing you to break and slow. If they'd waited the 2 seconds for you to go past, there's no one behind you for two miles and they could have come out at any pace they wanted.

Drivers that drive the full length of a dual carriageway in the fast lane slowly because they are turning right at the roundabout, even though it's two miles away....

Drivers that turn right at roundabouts without indicators, or from the nearside lane.....

I'll go with Colin too.......accompanied by Fergie, Mancini, Pullis, Fat Sam and Pardew.

The rich nana's buying football clubs on a whim, allowing managers to buy anyone they want to, over inflating buying prices and salaries and generally screwing up the system for everyone else.

I could go on at this for a very long time, but I'm generally a happy chappie.......and I need to get back to work.
 
Chris Moyles is a good call and so is Russell Brand.
Mine are:
Eggs
Augusta Schmaltz (it's only a bunch of flowers)
Match of the Day presenters and pundits (it's all just one big horrble love-in)
Adam Sandler and Michael Bay
Sky Sports News
Daily Express and Daily Mail
Badly Dressed Republicans (mostly, Clint Eastwood is excused)
Kitchen Fitters (don't ask)
People who download films illegally and pretend it's not stealing
People who talk in the cinema
 
1. The slow irreversible decline of civilisation.
2. Football media commentators who refer to cheating as "gamesmanship". He didn't earn his team a penalty, he cheated for it..
3. Lord Coe
4. Lord Coe
5. Lord Coe
6. Organised religion (mostly)
7. Lord Coe.

I take it you were an Ovett man (or person). ;-)
 
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Man Utd
Man Utd fans (I use the word fan very loosely as most couldn't point to it on a map)
Liverpool fans (is there a more self righteous group anywhere)
Tiger
Andy Murray
Bradley Wiggins
Keegan Bradley (pre shot routine makes me want to put my foot through the tv)
Snow
Schools that close because of a few inches of snow (what is that teaching kids?)
Victoria Wood
Julie Walters
Alex Ferguson
Reality TV (all of it)
Soap Operas (all of them)
ITV weather (really, what is the point?)
The slow disintegration of standards in this country
Benefit scroungers (get them out clearing the snow so teachers can get to work just like the rest of the country)
Teachers (half the year off and can't be arsed to get out of bed after a dusting of snow. Those that can, do, those that can't...........)
Formula 1 (yawnsville, and I used to love it in the days of Senna, Prost, Mansell et al, ruined it now)

That should be enough for now.
 
In no particular order of dislike or execution order against the wall when the revolution comes ..

So-called "celebrities"
People who cheat at golf (most of whom seem to play at Sunbury GC)
The Amber Scum (also known as Sutton United FC)
Selfishness in any shape or form
People who park at bus-stops or in disabled spaces at supermarkets because "they'll only be five minutes"
People who claim they will give 110% - you can't.
Guardianistas who tell everyone what to do from their ivory towers
TV presenters who use their sexuality in place of any actual talent
Football managers who complain about officials when their own players are the ones to blame
 
Once you start it's hard to stop so here's a few more:-

Leeds fans,
Liverpool fans,
Villa fans,
all of the above are stuck in the past.
and most of all!!!!
Man U fans from Guildford, Torquay, Kidderminster & anywhere else outside the Manchester area (most have never been to OT).
 
Some quality posts here. Loved the "fat burds" one. Most of mine are nailed on in the posts. Don't understand the Victoria Wood post though. Still each to their own. Not seen any Rooney posts. Why doesn't he do it for England?
 
Stuart Barnes: The most biased rugby commentator there is when Tigers are playing
Eddie Butler: See above but replace Tigers with England.
Chris Moyles: Plenty of votes for the self promoting, egotistical bag of wind already I see.
People who stand in a supermarket queue then are somehow surprised when they have to pay at the end and spend ages trying to find some money.
Shop assistants who talk to their mates whilst serving you.
Shop assistants who will not leave you alone when you are trying to look around. If I need help I will ask.
TGI Fridays waiters who sit at the table whilst taking your order. I want you to serve me a meal not be my best mate. In fact general hate for TGI Fridays.
The 2 couples in their mid fifties who ruined my last cinema trip by talking all the way through. I expect it of kids but they should know better.
Phone messages that say my call is important. If it was you would hire enough staff to answer it.
Direct Line for trying to inexpliably double my car and home insurance premiums despite no claims.

That will do for a start.
 
Spam emails
Sales assistants who say parrot fashion 'thank you for waiting' as if I had much choice
Chelsea, Arsenal, West Ham, in fact every other team than Spurs
Bad manners, bad attitudes, chavs in general
Reaility TV shows and everyone who appears in them
Soap Operas
'Celebrities' - none are important compared people like surgeons etc
TV adverts
Cold calling
Norton Virus reminders popping up on my pc with regularity
People who can't drive or park properly
MP's who think we are all mugs
Potholes
Snow, rain or anything other than sun and warmth

must go, work to do!
 
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