Theres been a few, whats your favourite...

[sawtooth]

golf quotes? Heres a few to tee off with.

"If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightening, hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron" Lee Trevino


"Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course, the distance between your ears"
Bobby Jones



"If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death" Sam Snead

 

[BTatHome]

Lee Trevino has some of the best .... "Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money."

.... My favourite "The older I get the better I used to be"

 

[DavidO]

"I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser." ~ Arnold Palmer

 

[DavidO]

"Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you've had them and your not even off the first tee " ~ Walter Hagen

 

[MegaSteve]

I am sure there is a book of Lee Trevino quotes...

If not the case there ought to be :cheers:...

 

[BROOKIE]

The best wood in his bag..is a pencil...UNKNOWN

 

[wull]

i like the lee trevino's one about the 1 iron,thats good!!!


also i thought it was funny what mcdowell said on his twitter page in response to a question about how to break 100.he replied saying to leave the last 3 holes out,i thought that was funny.

 

[Yer Maw]

That would have been a good putt if it was on line and long enough!- Me

 

[moogie]

Its NOT a Quote, just something that 'gets me' every time when I see it on Local Club Notice Boards

ATTENTION

Greenkeepers Spraying

PLEASE DO NOT LICK YOUR BALLS

:clap: Yes, I know, Its Childish, But.............

 

[AuburnWarrior]

The BEST quote ever:

You drive for show but you putt for dough.

Here endeth this threadeth...

 

[Captainron]

You can talk to a hook but a slice won't listen. Trevino again I think

 

[DappaDonDave]

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Tiger woods