Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
This started yesterday at our club and we're adding new verses. Any other contributions?
Just search the Fred Wedlock song if you've not heard it before
When you're feeling as stiff as a Foot Joy boot
Rub on Vicks where you used to splash Brut
And the latest Ping fashion is your wedding suit
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you have to go shopping for your Pinnacle distance balls
Stenson shades and yardage measuring tools
And another ‘fore right’ is what you call
Yo're the oldest swinger in town
The round takes a little more time each week
The kids don't understand a word you speak
When you walk into the pro shop and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you play a round with someone you really hate
But you hit it like a god right out of the gate
Then you count up your putts - jeez thirty-eight?
Then you're the oldest swinger in town
When you've spent 300 quid on your putting game
But six months on the results just the same
And you know there's no-one else you can blame
Then you're the oldest swinger in town
Just search the Fred Wedlock song if you've not heard it before
When you're feeling as stiff as a Foot Joy boot
Rub on Vicks where you used to splash Brut
And the latest Ping fashion is your wedding suit
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you have to go shopping for your Pinnacle distance balls
Stenson shades and yardage measuring tools
And another ‘fore right’ is what you call
Yo're the oldest swinger in town
The round takes a little more time each week
The kids don't understand a word you speak
When you walk into the pro shop and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you play a round with someone you really hate
But you hit it like a god right out of the gate
Then you count up your putts - jeez thirty-eight?
Then you're the oldest swinger in town
When you've spent 300 quid on your putting game
But six months on the results just the same
And you know there's no-one else you can blame
Then you're the oldest swinger in town
