The New Ashes.......

[Imurg]

No not the cricket ones.....

Fraggers golf clubs.

It is my sad duty to inform the Forum that Computer Nerd to the Gentry - PhiltheFragger - crashed and burned on the course today.
After lovingly crafting 40 points last friday, the Golfing Gods kicked his arse so hard he wont sit down for a week.
A mere 27 points - boosted by a 4 for 4 on the last - is a poor return for one so talented.
His clubs should be burned and the ashes placed in a pint pot that can stand on the first tee in memoriam to the day Fragger's golf game deserted him. The count of the number of blobs was abandoned on the 13th hole to avoid further mental punishment.
Barely able to lift the ball 3 feet off the ground all day the only glimmer of hope came in the form of a gross par at the last.
But it was too little waaaay too late. Humiliated in defeat, he scurried off to "do a job in Wendover" and he was gone.
Will he return next friday to face the potential of further punishment?

I hope so!

 

[Tiger]

LMAO! you two crack me up!!!!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Ian,

Getting a bit brave after several humiliating defeats in recent weeks aren't we? Trip to Wendover may be a code for lesson with a pro and he'll come out and chuck 40+ points at you again

 

[PhilTheFragger]

If you dish it out, You gotta be prepared to take it. Its nice to see Imurg revelling in a bit of glory, even if it is at my expense.

As his Big Bro, I have to give him these snippets to keep him happy.

Wasnt doing too bad, 15 points off the first 9. but even then i wasnt playing well.

The back 9, well i dont know what happenned. I just couldnt hit the ball.

However, I shall regroup, take a deep breath and pray to the golfing gods and prepare to kick his butt next time.

Thats the good thing about golf, there is always a next time.

Be Afraid Bro

Oh I didnt mention that Imurg abandoned his driver again in favour of a 3 wood, coz of the amazing slice Tee Hee

Fragger

 

[GB72]

There is nothing like taking your brotehr to the cleaners. Played against mine last week and happened to shoot my best ever round and break 80 for the first time. Totally stuffed him despite being made to a play off the same handicap when he should give me 2 shots.