Tesco Burgers

[PhilTheFragger]

They will be doing Fetlock joints next

 

[sawtooth]

Have they been making these burgers fur long?

 

[drawboy]

I've still got some in the freezer looks like I'll be saddled with them now

 

[drawboy]

Tesco are clearing their shelves of old burgers to make way for a new range. To be honest I think they are just flogging a dead horse!

 

[Andy808]

I just pleased we have a few packs left in the freezer to save me galloping off to Tesco for some before they clear the shelves.
Can't beat a bit of horse, much tastier than cow meat.

 

[Big D 88]

Beef or no Beef

That is equestrian

 

[PIng]

Tesco have won awards for their burgers - most recently the Irish Grand National.

 

[chrisd]

They taste even better with some horseradish

 

[sawtooth]

Tesco burgers high in fat low in Shergar

 

[Dodger]

I got a burger the other day in the Tesco Cafe and the woman serving asked if I wanted anything on it......

Aye,I'll have a tenner each way please,I replied.

 

[sawtooth]

Some of these jokes are really lame

 

[Liverbirdie]

I'm more a saddle of beef man.

 

[Khamelion]

10 to 1 they won't sell many more burgers.

 

[wrighty1874]

Somebody please tell me Tescos have checked their Cock a Leekie soup!!!

 

[palindromicbob]

Some of these jokes are really lame

Time to take out the shotgun.

 

[Smiffy]

We bought some from the Canterbury branch and they gave us the trots.
Had to take some stirrup of figs.
Still, I guess we're saddled with them now.

 

[StrangelyBrown]

I had some last night. They gave me the trots...

In other news, Waitrose burgers are found to contain 30% unicorn DNA.

 

[Hogieefc]

Anagram of hamburgers is Shergars bum !!!

Tesco have recalled 10,000 pairs of leggings as traces of camel toe have been found in them.

 

[HawkeyeMS]

It's now been discovered that Tesco's veggie burgers have traces of uniquorn in them

 

[williamalex1]

I got a burger the other day in the Tesco Cafe and the woman serving asked if I wanted anything on it......

Aye,I'll have a tenner each way please,I replied.

i was just going to post that one , you beat me by a short head