Something stinks...

[Oddsocks]

and no its not smiffy.... well it could be.

Next monday is the blackmoor meet and with full sopport from HID its my second day off this year in total, so in effort to make the most of it a travel lodge was booked and i put my name down for the camberley game too. Some might think im pushing my luck by hay-hoo its good fun,

Anyway, just got a text from the misses and the conversation goes.....

HID - its next sunday your away isnt it
ME - Yes babe, whys that
HID - how much do you love me.....

** at this point im thinking oh balls, shes after something **

ME - Loads why
HID - How do you fancy booking a early game saturday for some practice
ME - your up to something what you after
HID - im offended, fine, i just thought you could do with the practice

Bloody cheeky b***ch. now call me a cynic, but does anyone else not think this stinks. 2 days golf with an overnight stay, coupled with the fact its a day off work, and i get a free pass thrown in........

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Why do you think I didn't put my name down for the Blackmoor meet???

Sorry pal.......

 

[Oddsocks]

what because im hacking at the moment or because you couldnt get a pass.

 

[Imurg]

You can't get something for nothing.....

Take the game, run and see what happens.

 

[Oddsocks]

its already landed... " but can we go away the week after "...

cheeky cow ive only just booked our holiday for august, knew there would be a catch.

 

[Scouser]

It will be pay back in the form of a week away or something all expenses on you!!

 

[AuburnWarrior]

what because im hacking at the moment or because you couldnt get a pass.

No, I meant that I'd be.......

Doesn't matter.

 

[teegirl]

If it's too good to be true, it probably is !!!

However I defiantly voted B

 

[GB72]

Whatever it ends up being, you can bet that it has already been booked/ordered/bought and you will only find the full details after your golf trip

 

[MizunoGreyhound]

You knew as soon as you asked her there was a testicle on the anvil

Now she wants to enjoy your squirming

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Probably something mega expensive bought on the internet and due for delivery on Saturday so she wants you out of the house. There is always a meaning to everything a woman says so take the deal and be afraid. Be very afraid

 

[Yerman]

Where's choice 3 - she's up to something?

 

[Region3]

Skip the Saturday game in exchange for taking your clubs when you go next weekend.

 

[ScienceBoy]

I head someone say the thread title the day after I ate a curry pizza from a greasy takeaway late one night/early one morning at the end of a night out.